Instagram

A social media platform that’s basically Facebook for teenagers and makeup artist

Sophie had just taken a photo of her Burger King meal and she decided to post it to Instagram.

by Sevendaysofrye March 31, 2021

Instagram

The equivalent of $1 billion. This definition garnered traction after the social-network giant, Facebook, acquired the photo-sharing app, Instagram, for a ridiculous $1 billion.

Bonenut: Hey Jimdog, how much did you pay for that mansion?

Jimdog: I paid one instagram for this dope house, Bonenut!

Hey, did you hear about the losses Sony experienced in 2011? It was over THREE instagrams!

by Tkun August 25, 2012

Instagram

An Instagram is a mother of a beautiful girl (age probably from 16-25) that is very beautiful and sexy that any guy would definitely want to impregnate this making her a grandmother instantly. Instant Grandmother or Instagram for short.

Yo have you seen the new math teachers daughter? She’s banging. Mrs. Martin is definitely an Instagram

by LitticusDuckicus November 23, 2018

Instagram

The newer,better,more up to date and not dying version of Facebook

Billy:Hey friend me on Facebook :)
Me:Get out of my house...AND NEXT TIME HAVE INSTAGRAM!

Billy:Hey friend me on Facebook :)
Me:Get out of my house...AND NEXT TIME HAVE INSTAGRAM!

by LOLPOPBOB November 27, 2018

Instagram

A mobile app where stolen memes are showen

Oh no that instagramer is stealing 10 memes from r/Memes

by MCDJSD360 January 23, 2020

Instagram

(Noun)

The most addicting social media place there is.

Abigail: My iPod was taken away. I wish I had Instagram back

by giannadorothiagianni February 7, 2014

Instagram

A kind of "sketchpad" for professional and advanced amateur photographers who got over Flickr 3 years ago. Frequently maligned by more-money-than-talent "photographer wannabes" even though it becoming really popular with professional photojournalists and editorial shooters who don't have the desire/need to get 15 minutes of pseudo fame by being "interesting" or "explored."

A photographer wannabe: "I spent $12,000 on gear, how come you are getting laid?"

Instagrammer: "Because I just had a picture featured in the New York Times that I shot with Instagram."

by HaoPhat September 1, 2012