Instagram by Sevendaysofrye March 31, 2021
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The equivalent of $1 billion. This definition garnered traction after the social-network giant, Facebook, acquired the photo-sharing app, Instagram, for a ridiculous $1 billion.
Bonenut: Hey Jimdog, how much did you pay for that mansion?
Jimdog: I paid one instagram for this dope house, Bonenut!
Hey, did you hear about the losses Sony experienced in 2011? It was over THREE instagrams!
Jimdog: I paid one instagram for this dope house, Bonenut!
Hey, did you hear about the losses Sony experienced in 2011? It was over THREE instagrams!
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An Instagram is a mother of a beautiful girl (age probably from 16-25) that is very beautiful and sexy that any guy would definitely want to impregnate this making her a grandmother instantly. Instant Grandmother or Instagram for short.
Yo have you seen the new math teachers daughter? She’s banging. Mrs. Martin is definitely an Instagram
Instagram by LitticusDuckicus November 23, 2018
The newer,better,more up to date and not dying version of Facebook
Billy:Hey friend me on Facebook :)
Me:Get out of my house...AND NEXT TIME HAVE INSTAGRAM!
Billy:Hey friend me on Facebook :)
Me:Get out of my house...AND NEXT TIME HAVE INSTAGRAM!
Instagram by giannadorothiagianni February 7, 2014
A kind of "sketchpad" for professional and advanced amateur photographers who got over Flickr 3 years ago. Frequently maligned by more-money-than-talent "photographer wannabes" even though it becoming really popular with professional photojournalists and editorial shooters who don't have the desire/need to get 15 minutes of pseudo fame by being "interesting" or "explored."
A photographer wannabe: "I spent $12,000 on gear, how come you are getting laid?"
Instagrammer: "Because I just had a picture featured in the New York Times that I shot with Instagram."
Instagrammer: "Because I just had a picture featured in the New York Times that I shot with Instagram."