insta-nap

The act of napping or sleeping spontaneously anywhere and anytime, with no warning at all. Usually accompanied by lack of sleep or stress. May be considered a skill.

Josiah: Did you see that episode?
Yvette: Yea. It was funny.
Josiah: Yea, it was. I wonder what happen's next.
Yvette: zzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Josiah: wow. she just insta-napped on me. :|

by ruggedly handsome brown dude April 2, 2011

insta-knife

The act of knifing while in insta-kill in a game of Nazi zombies in Call of Duty World at War

I just totally insta-knifed that zombie and his brains were everywhere!

by BarryMcCockiner April 5, 2009

insta-bleeder

when a wound occurs, such as a papercut, and begins to bleed immediately, normally resulting in a bloody mess.

Tiffany: "Ouch!..Dude that was a wicked paper cut i got just now."
Stephanie: "Ooooooh! That one's an insta-bleeder!"

by chicklet55 February 4, 2009

insta lurking

Going through peoples old Instagram pictures and not liking or even commenting on anything.

I've so been insta lurking my crushes IG

by BuddyRia April 7, 2016

Insta-Drunk

When one becomes drunk in 2.5 seconds.

Shit man...I am insta-drunk. I just downed four long islands and a car bomb in 20 minutes.

by Cheris May 3, 2006

Insta-Gram

When you call your coke dealer and ask him to hook you up in a hurry.

My Boy said it would cost us an extra $20 to make it an "Insta-Gram" this time.

by Chubbalicious January 13, 2015

insta-fav

Short for instant favorite. Used when the option 'favorite' is available to show you like something.

"I was on DeviantArt the other day and found this awesome photograph, which was a total insta-fav in my opinion."

by TehShush March 9, 2009