picture impression

When you see somebody on a pictures only and judge the person attitude/character, though you never met her/him in real life.

Short:
Judge people without knowing them with only a picture of them.

Johnny : Hey man, look at this girl. What an ugly cow, geez. I bet she is a real pain in as a gf

Peter : What? That's is Janine, my cousin. She is a nice person. You and your worthless picture impressions!

by sal4 June 8, 2010

impress

force (someone) to serve in an army or navy.

"a number of Poles, impressed into the German army"

by Arminkshipper August 9, 2024

impressant

A person or thing, or message, that impresses; specifically: an agent that increases an emotional response, whether based on circumstances or induced by others who under the influence of the same or similar circumstances, that leads to an alternative reality or an instinctive desire to lie to others about who or what you really are; messages sent by a person to others for the purpose of impressing them about themselves, whether the information contained in the messages is true or false, and regardless of the medium used.

I just watched a reality TV show and the behavior of those in the show resulted in impressants bombarding me to the point that I became a habitual liar about who I am.

by Ineedafinancialaidadvisor July 22, 2017

Joe Pesci impression

A bit you can do with your buddies, tell someone to do a Jay Leno impression, and then have them to a joe Pesci impression, where you do the “funny how” line. Tell them thats wrong and ask for more Italian Americans but NEVER ask for joe Pesci

For example, start with Jay Leno, then Robert De Niro, then Steve buschemi, then john Travolta, etc.

Keep doing the bit until you get sick of it or the person you’re doing it to kicks ya in the family jewels

person #1: Hey big man can you do that really great Jay Leno impression ?

Person #2: yeah I got you, YOU THINK IM A FUNNY GUY, FUNNY HOW? LIKE I’M A CLOWN, LIKE I AMUSE YOU??

Person #1: no no that’s not it, that’s Steve buschemi

Person #3: dude thats literally a joe Pesci impression.

Person #1 and #2: who the fuck is joe Pesci?

by Crammedlamb68 March 19, 2025

Impress Divinity

(1) Appeared on Saneter Studios bringing the reveloutionary idea/ argument that the sperm is not the spirit. (2) She who embodies hip hop, the divine feminine, and complex thought in the form of writing/poetic expression.

Impress Divinity expresses the importance of the divine feminine and imparative agression against "pick me" women.

by SavageBadu November 23, 2021

impression zombie

Impression zombie(インプレゾンビ) is a Japanese slang term for annoying "verified" bots or impression farmers, typically operated by individuals from Arabic or Indian backgrounds. They are basically active when replying to Japanese post.

They pose as Japanese users, spamming replies with meaningless content, copypasting quotes or messing search result with unrelated videos in order to gain impressions and revenue.

They're called "zombies" because they lack communication skills and mindlessly seek preys(some post that went viral on X), resembling zombies.

The phenomenon exploded after Elon Musk's launched Creator Ads Revenue Sharing.

human account: "My mother is buried in a broken house! Please help!"

Impression Zombie: 1 "hi"
Impression Zombie: 1 "wonderful"
Impression Zombie: 1 "nice"
Impression Zombie: 1 "what is this"
Impression Zombie: 2 "هذا مضحك"
Impression Zombie: 2 "شكرا!"
Impression Zombie: 2 "what is this"
Impression Zombie: 2 "famous guy died by sui"
Impression Zombie: 2 "mous guy died by s"
Impression Zombie: 2 "اللي مايعرف الصقر يشويه"
Impression Zombie: 3 "🤣🤣🤣"
Impression Zombie: 3 "😫"
Impression Zombie: 3 "🍷🗿"
Impression Zombie: 3 "mous guy died by s"
Impression Zombie: 3 "😬😬"
Impression Zombie: 4 "."
Impression Zombie 4: "a"
Impression Zombie 4: "😥"
Impression Zombie 5: "(porn link)"
Impression Zombie 5: "(porn link)"
Impression Zombie 5: "(porn link)"
Impression Zombie 6: "agwer"
Impression Zombie 6: "fadsd"
Impression Zombie 6: "qeeee"
Impression Zombie 7: "Good job thank 💯💯😸😸"
Impression Zombie 7: "Amigo 😎🧉😎😎"
Impression Zombie 7: "That's great job 😁😀🔥💯"
Impression Zombie 8: "三井銀行"
Impression Zombie 8: "fsfaewvds"
Impression Zombie 8: "Superb 💓💓💐💐💐"
Impression Zombie 9: "My mother is buried in a broken ho11"
Impression Zombie 9: "dwAnild"
Impression Zombie 9: "My mother is buried in a broken ho10"
Impression Zombie 9: "woooooow awesome😎😎😎😎😎 old gold"

by Triopsidae March 11, 2024

Impressed

Nah you haven't done anything in life. It's less. You were less. It literally doesn't matter what you did.

Hym "You don't need to be impressed. YOU couldn't have done it. And everything you WILL do will be less."

by Hym Iam August 21, 2025