impress

force (someone) to serve in an army or navy.

"a number of Poles, impressed into the German army"

by Arminkshipper August 9, 2024

Impression

I'd do one of Russell Brand but I don't have any heroin or a 17 year old to rape.

Hym "But I guess we can just pretend! OK, so pretend I'm actively raping and drooling down the throat of a 17 year old girl and then pretend I'm high on heroin 'OI! LOOK AH MEH! OIM RUSHOL BRAND!' What do you think? I think that's a pretty good impression if I do say so myself."

by Hym Iam February 3, 2025

picture impression

When you see somebody on a pictures only and judge the person attitude/character, though you never met her/him in real life.

Short:
Judge people without knowing them with only a picture of them.

Johnny : Hey man, look at this girl. What an ugly cow, geez. I bet she is a real pain in as a gf

Peter : What? That's is Janine, my cousin. She is a nice person. You and your worthless picture impressions!

by sal4 June 8, 2010

Dress To Impress

A game on Roblox where you have 6 minutes to make an outfit based on the theme and when the 6 minutes are up you go on the runway and vote people's outfits from 1 to 5 stars. The player with the most stars wins. If you have 150,000 stars in total, you get the fashion goddess rank.

I was just playing Dress to Impress today.

by Dreamia May 1, 2025

impressant

A person or thing, or message, that impresses; specifically: an agent that increases an emotional response, whether based on circumstances or induced by others who under the influence of the same or similar circumstances, that leads to an alternative reality or an instinctive desire to lie to others about who or what you really are; messages sent by a person to others for the purpose of impressing them about themselves, whether the information contained in the messages is true or false, and regardless of the medium used.

I just watched a reality TV show and the behavior of those in the show resulted in impressants bombarding me to the point that I became a habitual liar about who I am.

by Ineedafinancialaidadvisor July 22, 2017

make a second impression

To go to the toilet to specifically take a crap. It's another way to say it like "dropping the kids off at the pool". It means doing a number two.

"After eating 3 bean burritos, I really needed to make a second impression."

or

"Don't go in there, I just made a really big second impression."

by Chunky McFartington May 4, 2014

Impression Zombie

Annoying "verified" X bots/accounts that reply to trending posts out of nowhere, saying meaningless stuff like "Good" and "Really", just for the sake of earning impressions and ads revenue.

The Japanese have come up with a good name for the stupid blue check bots that are spamming up people's replies: インプレゾンビ (impression zombies)

this is what I'm going to be calling them from now on.

by lpsn February 14, 2024