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Fornication Hibernation

The tenancy for men to fall asleep after having sex.
Evan: Sorry I'm late, Julie was over this afternoon, got stuck in Fornication Hibernation.

Ryan: It's cool dude, happens to the best of us
by OrangeryWarden March 29, 2011
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hybernating tyson

when you put a hamster up your ass and then sleep till 3 pm all week.
derek:why doesn't he ever get outta bed before 4pm?
bubba:kids pulling a hybernating tyson!
derek:thats fucked up who put the hamster in his ass?
bubba:fuck if i know he probably did it him self.
by sickfreak333 January 7, 2011
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Hibernating Hippo

When, in a moment of weakness, mother nature calls in a vulgar, disgusting, but creative way.

A hibernating hippo is when someone takes the lid off the toilet cistern and does "number two's", before replacing the lid, leaving the surprise for someone else to find

Hibernating hippo's have been known to go unsighted for days on end, but their smell attracts the interest of many creatures such as flies and small children.
"There's an awful smell in this loo but the toliet seems to be flushed."

"Maybe someone dropped a hibernating hippo - check the cistern."
by The H-Train July 1, 2009
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hyperbate

when you mastebate excitedly while hyper
I was all jacked up on Mountian dew so i decided to hyperbate
by the tux queeen September 24, 2011
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hyberdater

Formulated from the term 'hybernate', hyberdating is when an individual gets a new boyfriend or girlfriend and completely vanishes off the face of the earth, never to be seen again unless the relationship fails. Hyberdaters cut themselves off from their friends, only spending time with their significant other, and if there's ever a CRAZY chance that they ARE with their friends, they spend the entire time talking about their sigificant other and nothing else.
"We hung out with John last night for the first time in like, 8 months, and he wouldn't shut up about Lisa THE WHOLE NIGHT." "God, he's such a hyberdater."
by valahalahawkwind June 7, 2012
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Hibernationalism

A state in which one is so embarrassed by their home country that their patriotism has to take a long winter's nap before coming out into the open again.
The existence of Sarah Palin has caused me to go into a hibernationalism from which I may never wake.
by Yesac Divad January 9, 2011
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Hibernating Bloody Polar Bear

A variation of the bloody polar bear.

In this scenario, one packs the bloody polar bear under a significant amount of snow. Come springtime, the snow will reveal a perfect bloody polar bear fresh and ready for use.
Michelle: Ashley you won't believe what i just found in the yard!

Ashley: Oh my god Michelle whatever could it be?

Michelle: The Bloody Polar Bear I buried in December!

Ashley: Say it isn't so! The infamous hibernating bloody polar bear!
by The Arctic Polar February 22, 2011
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