Hummeroo

A screecheroo that is flattened. I don't know what it does, but I'm under the impression that it hums rather than screeches.

My friend makes hummeroos every Halloween.

by wcgold May 24, 2005

Humerrhoid

When your claim to fame is being inflammatory and you're best suited prolapsed just below the anus.

This Humerrhoid on Twitter seems to think reposting KKK memes is a form of self expression.

by DamageBats March 16, 2018

falsetto humoroso

When one falsely considers themselves to be hilarious, the self deception of being funny. A person who is often perceived as a wiseguy, jokester, or smart-ass is characterized as having falsetto humoroso.

A man and his chair: Doug noticed that his 18 year worn-out lazyboy recliner was no longer amongst the formal living room furnishings. He found this note on the table; "I brought your chair downtown to the dump then saw that the Antiques Rode Show was in town and stopped to have it appraised!"
"Ha-Ha ..Doug exclaimed, my wife has a severe cause of falsetto humoroso!"

by Sally Magoo January 4, 2010

Homero

A bi- sexual individual/boring texter who doesn't like hanging out with his buddies and prefers to chill with his girlfriend. Someone who loves working at chicken joints and hooking his buddies up with a drink, but does not like to spend the night at his buddies house and claims that his father doesn't let him.

Buddy #1: "DUDE QUIT BEING SUCH A HOMERO AND SPEND THE NIGHT AT MY HOUSE!"

Homero: "I can't my parents said no."

Buddy #2: "Well can you chill with us tomorrow?"

Homero: "I am going to the mall with my girlfriend."

by Vir-g-eye-na September 20, 2009

Homeronized

Used to describe someone who has had sex with a dirty Mexican.

Colby was Homeronized by 8 guys in one night.

by Brian Varvaro May 10, 2005

Huberous Reptillian

An asshole that induces and feeds off of your negative emotions than you spit on this asshole because of asshole doing this to you and making you feel like absolute shit throughout the day from the feeding off of the negative emotions "ALL DAY" another tool word, than ignorant asshole doesn't know what's up with you or why you spit on this asshole in the first place.

Hey I'm just going to latch onto your spinal cord in the 4th dimension and scum suck negative emotions from you all day because your a lesser being. And now that you have spit on me I feel inferior/superior another Reptillian characteristic.. and now I am going to react immaturely and make this lesser being brain dead, send him to hell and turn him from a Man into a Grey. I am fucking awesome right? I have to be I am a Reptillian.. NOT! Huberous Reptillian

by It 1111 November 7, 2013

Humera

Eminem's wife.

Oh look it's Humera...Mrs Mathers. :P

by . February 7, 2004