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Hiddlestoned

It is the state where a fan is stoned by Tom Hiddleston's hotness. It may also refer to the fan being unable to live life normally due to Hiddleston's charm, beauty, voice, and intelligence. They usually spend their whole day in Tumblr and barely talk about anything but him and his works.
Fan: OMG I am sooooo hiddlestoned! I'm always staring at his pictures and he's keeping me from doing anything!

A: Did you see Thor? Oh my God Loki is so gorgeous and sexy! I was wondering the whole time what he was doing in Asgard when they were focusing on the other guy on Earth! I mean.. why did they call the movie Thor anyway?
B: Damn you're so hiddlestoned. So am I! <3

Guy 1: She left me after she saw the movie Thor! She says I'll never be as good as Hiddleston!
Guy 2: I know. He's hot!
Guy 1: WHAAAAT?!
Guy 2: I'm dumping you for him too! I am fucking hiddlestoned! :D *is gay now*

Girl 1: Hey look at this guy! *shows a picture of Tom*
Girl 2: Oh my God :O <3 *hiddlestoned*
by Hiddlestoned October 25, 2011
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huddlestonland

A small cult, located in Pearland,TX. It's deep in the middle of Pearland High School. Main goal- taking over the world. Daily teachings are ,mid-evil literature. Meetings begin with the cult creed(aka:student creed). Mainly consists of teenagers between the age of 17-18.
Damn, it's hot as hell in Huddlestonland.
by Blas February 5, 2008
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Hiddlestoner

A devotee of the cult of Hiddles - someone who worships the glory that is Tom Hiddleston.

Hiddlestoners are more than ordinary "fans". They will adhere to three or more of the following criteria. A Hiddlestoner is:

Someone who repeatedly spams their blogs/tumblr/forum with images/gifs of Tom Hiddleston.
Someone who sketches him obsessively.
Someone who plasters their walls/folders with pictures of Hiddles.
Someone who uses the word "Hiddles" in a real conversation.
Someone who belongs to/has set up a fan club devoted to Hiddles.
Someone who has actually plucked up the guts to send him a fan-letter.
Would you call yourself a fan?
No, I'm a Hiddlestoner.

That girl dumped me after she saw Thor!

Don't take it personally mate. She became a Hiddlestoner! No one can compete with Tom Hiddleston.
by Athena the Elusive Spark June 21, 2011
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Huddersfield Town

A small club from Kirklees surrounded by larger, more successful clubs like Bradford, Leeds and Halifax. Thought they were the dogs bollox (pun not intended) when they spent two years being whipping boys in the Premier League. Unfortunately, most of the glory boys have buggered off and now all you hear is singing about the afore mentioned bigger clubs in their sparsely populated ground and they watch the out of towners kick the bag of wind into their goal several times a game.
"Fookin ell Huddersfield Town really are shit aren't they? Time to start singing about the Bratfud bottlers and L666ds imploding again, OOOOERRR to be a Terrier!"
"Nah Relax mate, let's just go find some cocker spaniel porn and rub one out."
by SpursRShit June 26, 2023
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Hiddles

A fan term used for actor Tom Hiddleston, in which his last name is abbreviated. Used as a term of affection by his fans.
Wasn't Hiddles just so adorable in Suburban Shootout?
by becausehiddles June 20, 2011
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Tom Hiddleston

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Hundle

The collective noun for a group bars or pubs
Driver, take me to nearest hundle with the most bitches
by jakcliff April 9, 2015
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