houston hotpocket 

when you take a poop in someone's pillowcase without them knowing it so they get a nice surprise as they lay down to sleep

My neighbor's dog keeps shitting in my yard so I gave him a houston hotpocket to see how he liked it.

houston hotpocket by Kooch30 January 29, 2010

Houston Sparkler 

When your partner performs oral sex on you whilst having pop-rocks in their mouth, creating a tingling sensation which can be quite pleasurable.

Me: Bro, this chick gave me a Houston Sparkler last night.

Bro: Shit, I just got a regular BJ.

Me: Rough, bro.

Houston Sparkler by da howla January 25, 2011

Houston, Alaska 

Ghost like town filled with methamphetamine labs housed in buses. unhospitable in nature. Residents show declining brain function after five years. Water is polluted with unknown contaminates that cause retardation and many unstudied birth side effects.

Population = Unknown

Meth head 1 "So... where you going to get your meth from tonight?..."

Meth Head 2 "Houston, Alaska"

Houston, Alaska by AngelousBelleMorte April 5, 2009

houston dirty 

The act of getting head while standing and after cumming on her face gently push her head through your sweaty taint.

Bro I killed it last night The fat girls always love a houston dirty.
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houston dirty by swerve002 December 12, 2013

houston fire department 

An underfunded, underpaid, fire department in Houston Texas. Filled with absolute studs of humans, mainly on Delta Shift.

Mayor Sylvester Tuner makes it his personal mission to make the firefighters in Houston Fire Department have the worst career possible.

houston fire department by RandomFirefighter August 30, 2022

Houston Hard-Hat

A sexual move in which one pours Hershey's hardening syrup over their penis and testicles, and receives oral sex once it dries. Performed preferably with the use of rainbow sprinkles.

Oh my god dude, last night I got the greatest Houston Hard-Hat of all time!!!

Houston Hard-Hat by J-Rivy5 February 5, 2006

houston cocktail 

Norco/Xanax/Soma

The Houston Cocktail is a mixture of three prescription drugs often prescribed in combination at many pill mills around Houston. Users compare the mixture to a heroin like high. Many overdoses are reported after the use of this combination of drugs due to the increased risk of respiratory depression. The Houston cocktail includes-

NORCO-10mg/325mg hydrocodone APAP (opiate derivative used for moderate to severe pain relief)

XANAX- 2mg alprazolam (benzodiazepine used for panic disorder)

SOMA- 350mg Carisoprodol (muscle relaxant used for muscle spasms)

Users often get most of the euphoria from the Norco. The Xanax adds a mellowing and more depressed effect, and the soma is used to potentiate the high all together.

"Bro I got fucked on that Houston cocktail last night. I took 10 dones, 2 bars and 5 somas. Can you come pick me up? I'm somewhere off of 610 and I have no pants on..."

houston cocktail by Htown legend April 12, 2014