hotdogildo

A hotdog that is crammed into pleasure-holes for masturbation purposes. Safest when frozen to avoid the hotdog from snapping off in a twat and needing to be surgically removed.

Ken: IS THIS A FUCKING PUBE ON MY HOTDOG??
Jill: Hey! That's my hotdogildo! Give it back now!
:Ken eats it:

by BeanR July 25, 2009

Hotdog Party

(Noun, Singular) 1. A frat party where there will be initiation of new frat members via various rites involving homosexual anal sex on a voluntary basis. 2. Any house party thrown by former United States Bill Clinton or any member of Bill Clinton's family.

1. I'm still sore from the Hotdog Party last night!!! 2. Senator Weiner left the Hotdog Party early last night.

by Buttfuckme June 3, 2017

Hotdog Down a Hallway

Phrase used to express a loose women.
You don't git any walls.

"Shes like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

by kissMYbutt April 6, 2003

Hotdog Helper

The food your dad cooks when your mom is being a bitch and neglects to go grocery shopping. It consists of whatever flavor of hamburger helper is in the pantry and the remaining hotdogs in the fridge.

Kid: "Im so hungry. Are you going to feed me?"
Dad: "Yeah. I made some hotdog helper."
Kid: "Wtf!? Are you trying to kill me?"

by spawnATdawn November 3, 2012

hotdog mama

A skinny guy who likes to sleep in the folds or flaps of a very fat woman.

Danny loves his hotdog mama sooo much he cant wait to go see her

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

hotdog in a well

When a girls vagina is so gaping wide your penis never makes contact with the side walls or cervix. It only dips in the pooled secretions.

A:"So what's it like picking Hillary's locks?"
B:"Its a hotdog in a well."

by onnomnom January 2, 2014

HotDogWeenie

An asian cuckold that is fat and bad at CS:GO

Man that HotDogWeenie is bad at CS.

by mr slippey September 27, 2017