When you stick a hotpocket in the microwave and heat it up for 69 seconds, then you fuck it. And you can eat it afterwards, only if you're down though
by SuicidalBanana559 December 29, 2012
Get the Alabama Hotpocketmug. by Christian no.1 December 20, 2017
Get the Scottish hotpocketmug. when you are super pissed at someone and you take a duumo in their pillow case and they sleep on it without knowing
by anal schwartz February 9, 2004
Get the seatle hotpocketmug. A Mississippi HotPocket is the act of getting your balls and beating them with a stool then pouring hotpocket sauce on them
by A Man With A Banana July 1, 2011
Get the Mississippi hotpocketmug. The Rainbow Hotpocket is a novelty sexual intercourse activity. The male eats an extra hot curry, prior to consuming a valium. Once the curry has been digested and the valium has taken effect, one proceeds to climb a ladder naked, strategically placed next to a bed, on which a female lies also nude. With an erection, the male launches from the ladder and takes a shit (preferably very runny) without the females consent (and hopefully without realising) in mid air. On arrival, the male enters the female (velocity varies on weight to gravity math). In a brisk, but controlled motion, the male flips the female into a straddling/cowgirl position. If all goes as planned, the horrible running shit that exited the male at the top of the ladder will land on the females back. Once the female realises what has just occurred, she will leap off the male in disgust (maybe). At that point, it is imperative that the male shouts at the top of his voice in a celebratory manor the phrase, 'cunty bollocks trouble amongst!' Before the female has a chance to confront the male of his recent action, the male grabs the ladder and smacks the female in the face with it.
Man you should have seen the other night, I totally gave this bitch a rainbow hotpocket! I'll give you back your ladder soon bro.
by Mr flappy February 24, 2011
Get the Rainbow Hotpocketmug. "bro my ass hurts" "what happened bro" "my mom made a burnt hotpocket out of me" "duck dude that shit crazy"
by ButtASSNAKEDWITHSUACEONMYDICK April 10, 2021
Get the Burnt hotpocketmug. When it's a hot sweaty day and woman who is on her period and has a yeast infection, her vagina resembles a slice of lasagna. The ricotta cheese and meat sauce wrapped in melted mozzarella and soft lasagna noodle is what is between this woman's legs.
by Loadedtatertot June 4, 2019
Get the lasagna hotpocketmug.