by James Wilson Jr. February 17, 2014
Get the hot pocket mug.The act of cupping one's hand around the asshole, with or without pants on. Then farting into the cupped hand, leaving it for a second to gather the gases and finally throwing it into a victim's face.
Boy #1: Dude, I heard you got hot pocketed, are you alright?
Boy #2: Yeah, he got me good, I still can't get the taste out of my mouth.
Boy #2: Yeah, he got me good, I still can't get the taste out of my mouth.
by Tea Oh Em June 17, 2009
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When a dude gets hard because a fine piece of ass just walked in front of him, then he blows cum all in his pants.
by Kwoththehotpocketer December 27, 2007
Get the Hot Pocket mug.Since I'm required to wear clothes at the airport, I guess I'm just going to have to rock a hot pocket.
by Trip Zebra April 25, 2010
Get the hot pocket mug.Melissa: Why would a guy want to jack off instead of having sex with his significant other?
Mike: It's not that guys would prefer to jack off. Think of it this way: Some times, you just don't have a lot of time, but ya got needs, right? You'd prefer to sit down to a nice full meal, but when you have 20 minutes to shower, eat, and get to work, you can throw back a Hot Pocket in 2 or 3 minutes. It's not the ideal meal, but it's the most convenient when you're too rushed or lazy for a full meal.
Mike: It's not that guys would prefer to jack off. Think of it this way: Some times, you just don't have a lot of time, but ya got needs, right? You'd prefer to sit down to a nice full meal, but when you have 20 minutes to shower, eat, and get to work, you can throw back a Hot Pocket in 2 or 3 minutes. It's not the ideal meal, but it's the most convenient when you're too rushed or lazy for a full meal.
by Fuzzy Mike April 17, 2006
Get the Hot Pocket mug.The act of leaving a big warm dump in the sleeper sofa that your so called "friend" has fell asleep in....and then folding him/her up in it!
by The 13th Shrew August 9, 2009
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