When you are doing a girl doggy-style and she shits so your penis is all covered in shit, then you put her down on a table and put the shit and cum all together on her tits and smear it all around. Then you perform the Rainbow Kiss. Better effect without the woman's consent.

Chris: When i had sex with Hannah she shat all over my penis and then she was on her period so I did the Texas Horseride
Gaben: Damn bro you need to chill

Texas Horseride by TerribleComedy November 2, 2021

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Astrology Horsegirl

1. A female, typically in her mid 20's, that does not assume responsibility for her actions. Instead, the universe is to blame. She typically has an irrational fanaticism for equine husbandry, even though her finances, and the finances of her support system, will not allow it to be realized. Generally out of touch with reality and the concept of stability.

See also; vibes, crystals

I was at the festival this weekend and there were so many astrology horsegirls.

Astrology Horsegirl by JJdawg42069 September 8, 2022

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Liquid Horsepower

It's raining and storming and a shitbox without traction control, just turned a straight six into a v12 with enough power to smoke up the roads and roundabouts doing some sick fucking burnouts skids and drifts.

A plater out late at night plants there pedal to the floor and use the liquid horsepower to send it around the streets.

Liquid Horsepower by Killercrusher November 30, 2023

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Alabama Housefire

A sexual act in which an old lady smokes 1-4 packs of smokes out of her Cooch, and completely seals the house/apartment she and another partner is in, filling the house with smoke. After the packs are smoked, the old lady calls the fire department to rescue the two inside.

"Listen honey, I'll give ya an Alabama Housefire if you keep that up."

Alabama Housefire by Beekay104 May 19, 2024

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