Horny: to be sexually aroused to the point that you're desperate. Wanting to get some real bad. "Horn" is used as prefix to words, such as dog.
by pnksktlz September 20, 2003
When you have provided a service, beyond reasonable expectations, and for no good reason, this hat wearing individual wants a ridiculous discount base purely on douchebagery.
Please note the individual is referred to as 'bob' although that is not his real name.
Please note the individual is referred to as 'bob' although that is not his real name.
Bob- I'll have the porter house steak please, medium.
Waiter- Certainly, anything else sir?
Bob- No, thats all.
Dinner is consumed, no complaints were made.
Bob- This is the worst steak I have ever had, I refuse to pay!
(The 'bob' individual continues to argue a minuet amount, disregarding the fact he was provided a service and it is in bad taste to bring up discontent with the product after payment has been issued)
After speaking with the manager, who reiterated the fact that if you didn't like it, why did you eat? The bob proceeded to cause a shitfit similar to that of an infant.
At which point the manager, who was embarrassed for the cowardice individual, allowed the dinner to be removed from the bill, and asked the 'bob' like character to leave.
The manager then admitted to the waiter that they had been HORNED.
Waiter- Certainly, anything else sir?
Bob- No, thats all.
Dinner is consumed, no complaints were made.
Bob- This is the worst steak I have ever had, I refuse to pay!
(The 'bob' individual continues to argue a minuet amount, disregarding the fact he was provided a service and it is in bad taste to bring up discontent with the product after payment has been issued)
After speaking with the manager, who reiterated the fact that if you didn't like it, why did you eat? The bob proceeded to cause a shitfit similar to that of an infant.
At which point the manager, who was embarrassed for the cowardice individual, allowed the dinner to be removed from the bill, and asked the 'bob' like character to leave.
The manager then admitted to the waiter that they had been HORNED.
by Patient waiter October 20, 2010
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A horn is a musical instrument used in many classical compositions. It's known for its beautiful sound. Commonly used in fanfare. Sounds intense when there is at least 4 of them. Also known as the "French" Horn, though it did not originate from France. Type French Horn in on YouTube.
Also known as a slang word for penis.
A horn is a musical instrument used in many classical compositions. It's known for its beautiful sound. Commonly used in fanfare. Sounds intense when there is at least 4 of them. Also known as the "French" Horn, though it did not originate from France. Type French Horn in on YouTube.
Also known as a slang word for penis.
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