hooned

way beyond the point of simply being drunk, the act of surpassing the drunk, hammered and wasted stages. flirting with actual paralysis

harry you are www.hooned.com/fucked

by J D tizzle November 3, 2007

hooked up

depending upon the region it generally means two people either made out or fucked.

"Did you hear about Mary and Joey? They hooked up last weekend"

by billybobjoebobsteve September 4, 2005

hooved up

a wrinkle or bump in any material exhibiting symmetry.

Wow, there is a big hooved up place in the road!

by PC September 1, 2004

Hooded Gas Mask

When a female farts and catches the gases into her vagina and then sits on a unexpecting males face and releases the gases

Natasha totally got back at her ex for cheating on her by giving him a hooded gas mask

by Nic83 November 10, 2014

hooded

Uncircumcised, intact, unmutilated by surgery.

When Steve dropped trou in the locker room, we could all see he was hooded.

by john-o-rama July 6, 2006

hooded root

Another term to describe an uncircumcised male penis...like the foreskin forms a hood which needs to be pulled back to expose the cheesy head.

"As the saying goes among most strippers...if the root has a hood, it's no good!"

"Hooded root will cause instant loss of female sex drive."

by Erika Butler June 20, 2008

Dual Hooked

To attach one object/person to another object/person while playing Just Cause 2 using the Dual Hook.

I just Dual Hooked that guy to a gas canister.

by Movura January 21, 2010