sugar hooker

hooked on sugar

i am addicted to sweets. i'm a total sugar hooker.

by sugarhooker February 19, 2011

Hooker Mentality

Mindset of the common street-corner prostitute, performing illegal sexual acts in exchange for small amounts of cash. In the mind of a prostitute, her body can literally be rented as a service. Anyone who has a hundred bucks or so can rent it, just like renting a carpet cleaning machine or a rent-a-car. The only difference is that renting a vehicle or a steam cleaner is LEGAL to do. Prostitution is not legal!

Porn is LEGAL in CA. Girls interested in doing porn should apply with a company like Crown Model Management to get into the XXX business.

This new girl I'm dating has Hooker Mentality; she expects me to pay for EVERYTHING, all the time.

by Denise Rosen September 22, 2009

pirate hooker

Noun. A female who travels with a large group of men, servicing each one of them in turn to placate the crowd. This term was created in honor of the brave women who traveled with pirate ships on long journeys, keeping them sane and satiated.

You: I'm going to hang out with the ENTIRE football team tonight!
Me: Pirate Hooker.
You: I take offense to that.
Me: Shut up hooker. Be proud of your heritage.

by Samson III December 28, 2005

hoiberg

Named after Iowa State legend, Fred Hoiberg, it consists of drinking three shots of hard liquor in under five seconds, preferably Hawkeye vodka

"Dude, Ean did 7 Hoibergs last night. I can't believe he's not on the ground."

by RichHomie December 14, 2013

hobercoaster

The thing upon which any Josher can be seen riding.

Would you like to take a ride on the hobercoaster?

by Flyingwallruss August 29, 2017

siamese hookers

A threesome for the price of one, prostitutes conjoined thus having six instead of having three hole two fuck. usually you can find these jewels of sexual fantasies in the Hemet/San jacinto area in Riverside county California.

Frankie: Hey bro remember those hookers that were conjoined the tit?
Jacob: The siamese Hookers? Yeah why?
Frankie: I got A great deal on them two for the price of one!!!!
Jacob: Frankie have I ever told you your A sick fuck ?

by hippie1022 January 21, 2009

two dead hookers

If you see this you know the joke.

Two dead hookers wash up on the shore and the cops find out the hookers have more crabs than the shore.

by Big Daddy Akram January 9, 2018