homan

headless woman (manequins)

that homan's dress is hot as

by bsjp December 12, 2007

hampants

a. ravel
b. untwisted
c. army of fat kitties
d. army of fat titties!!!
e. pentagon shaped potpourri scented pants

Nice Hampants!

You know , after ten years on the net I still dont know what hampants are.

Hampants are not clothes made out of skin, I think.

Those hampants smell good, can I have a bite?

by Doktor Agon Fly February 1, 2004

homance

A bromance between a gay man and a lesbian

A Friendship that would be considered a bromance between two men, only between a gay man and a lesbian

"Sweetie what we have is a homance"
"Why not a bromance?"
"Because I'm gay and your a lesbian"

by coolcat. July 9, 2012

homancing

the phase before a person attempts to turn a ho into a house wife.

joey: i think im wearing her down
scott: not a good look
joey: i might be in love
scott: no amount of homancing is going to change her, YOU CANT TURN A HO INTO A HOUSE WIFE

by mcbillions June 23, 2009

Homance

The female version of "Bromance"

Danielle and Megan share much more than an average friendship, they've formed a homance.

by PodLife June 17, 2009

hotpants

The act of shiting yourself

David thought he had to fart and he ended up with HOTPANTS

by NTOTH October 28, 2007

homoantics

when someone is exhibiting extreme homosexual behavior, both physically and verbally

Damion's homoantics are on full display every morning when he walks into work

by _convict March 2, 2010