1.(n): A member of the homosexual persuasion who experiences muscular/joint hypermobility; A gay contortionist.
by MTHSHIZZLE January 22, 2010
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Usually, just a phase.
Usually, just a phase.
I went out last night to a straight club and ended up having a homoflexible moment. I made out with a hot fireman then took him home and didn't cook him breakfast but he certainly cooked for me.
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homoflexible is a word given to someone who can choose their sexuality as and when they choose.
being homoflexible is pretty helpful, cause you are neither straight, gay or bi, but whatever you want to be, so you can chagne it around and shake things up a little bit.
being homoflexible is pretty helpful, cause you are neither straight, gay or bi, but whatever you want to be, so you can chagne it around and shake things up a little bit.
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by nxtw February 19, 2003
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Get the homobeastifilian mug.1. A person who believes anything they say is the ultimate authority due to their statement made in a whiny, nasally, sardonic tone and or with a disgusted, condescending look without any real basis or statistics supporting their claim.
2. Homosexual propagandist.
3. A person who believes the solutions to societal problems are legalizing and or imposing deviant sexual and or societal behavior.
4. A self-absorbed, narcissistic idiot.
2. Homosexual propagandist.
3. A person who believes the solutions to societal problems are legalizing and or imposing deviant sexual and or societal behavior.
4. A self-absorbed, narcissistic idiot.
Example 1:
Interviewer: You can't prove permanent global warming with the limited data set you have. Your data completely ignores the cooler than average temperatures in the southern hemisphere and discounts the natural shifts in the oceanic currents. At best, it's inconclusive.
Al Gore: ***Sigh*** That's because you aren't able to understand science. Excuse me, but I have to sell my failing TV station to a bunch of
America-hating, oil rich sheiks now. ***Sigh****
Example 2:
Homolectual: Gays have made many important contributions to western civilization without them it would crumble.
Person 1: What are they exactly?
Homolectual: Hairstylists, fashion designers, actors, singers and interior decorators.
Person 1: I believe Rome had other more pressing matters than a shortage of those professions.
Homolectual: Abraham Lincoln was gay. In fact, all great people are gay.
Person 1: Proof?
Homolectual: Breeder-homophobe!!!!!
Example 3:
Person 1: The country's broke! There's too much crime!!
Homolectual: Legalize all drugs and tax them. Legalize prostitution and tax it. Problem solved.
Example 4:
See any male or female pop artist, Hollywood actor or actress, or member of the liberal press. A member of the liberal elite.
Interviewer: You can't prove permanent global warming with the limited data set you have. Your data completely ignores the cooler than average temperatures in the southern hemisphere and discounts the natural shifts in the oceanic currents. At best, it's inconclusive.
Al Gore: ***Sigh*** That's because you aren't able to understand science. Excuse me, but I have to sell my failing TV station to a bunch of
America-hating, oil rich sheiks now. ***Sigh****
Example 2:
Homolectual: Gays have made many important contributions to western civilization without them it would crumble.
Person 1: What are they exactly?
Homolectual: Hairstylists, fashion designers, actors, singers and interior decorators.
Person 1: I believe Rome had other more pressing matters than a shortage of those professions.
Homolectual: Abraham Lincoln was gay. In fact, all great people are gay.
Person 1: Proof?
Homolectual: Breeder-homophobe!!!!!
Example 3:
Person 1: The country's broke! There's too much crime!!
Homolectual: Legalize all drugs and tax them. Legalize prostitution and tax it. Problem solved.
Example 4:
See any male or female pop artist, Hollywood actor or actress, or member of the liberal press. A member of the liberal elite.
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