Hooner

When one has an absolute mare or proper stinker.It can be used for any purpose indeed at any time and everyone will know how badly you have hooned.

When booking flights Ryan had the biggest hooner the world has ever seen!

Sorry to hear your nans just passed warra hooner.

The dons hoon every time they play infront of a sellout.

by raznbaz October 22, 2023

Matthew Horner

Amazing man hits 3 pointer eyes closed. Dunks like a pro. 2016 dunk pro. Very muscley

Dam that Matthew Horner really be hitting them 3's like no tomorrow

by Louis Pendo March 12, 2022

Big Jack Horner Situation

Describes a person who has no remorse whatsoever and does not care about doing good at all, making him/her irredeemable. Also known as "Jack Horner Situation".

Quick reference to Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

The bully might be in the Big Jack Horner Situation when he grows up.

by et mrbe March 7, 2023

hornery

adj.- when a person is being bratty and sexually frisky

The new waitress keeps slapping my ass. I think she's feeling hornery!

or

I love it when my girlfriend refuses to wear panties under her skirts. She gets so hornery sometimes.

by Tabbicatt September 5, 2007

Hornery

The state of being where one is ornery due to the fact that they have been horny and unsatisfied.

Wanting sex so bad, that one is irritable and combative.

Typically occurs when two people with amazing chemistry are unable to express themselves physically due to outside circumstances. (I.E. Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Parents, Church)

Everytime I think about our time together in the desert it just gets me so hornery because we can't have that anymore.

by Lo Dark Cloud March 10, 2011

honners

A squad of helpers on one side generally in a physical fighting situation.

Rab and Pete organised a fight at the shoaps, Rab brought his 'honners' which ultimately guaranteed his victory over Pete who'd only brought one small and feeble friend as backup.

by bobsaver February 7, 2014

honer

Playing heroes of newerth while getting a boner.

Hey dude you want to go get a honer?

by Flamlightb February 1, 2010