Someone creepy dude attacks you with his penis because he wants too make sure that you face the consequences for what you did.
There was a man that was really angry at a woman, so he told the woman to get in the room and loud smacking noises came out of the room like slapping noises. Turns out their child came in and sall what mommy and daddy were doing. Daddy was smacking his penis on mommy's face too make sure she doesn't make the same mistake again. So daddy for the rest of his life was referred to a hobknocker
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Get the Hobknocker mug.A hobnocker is someone who slaps things with their penis, and the funny thing is that it's illegal. Its a word that has been around for a very long time. Some people say it is from the show iCarly even though the word has been around since the 90s.
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