Hob-knocked

getting hit hard in the testicles

Jeremy was hob-knocked by a fly ball.

by Snailsalot August 2, 2008

hob knobbler

Once used as just a word for sucking dicks, now has turned into your average replacing of idiot. You will use this word without even thinking of penises or faggotry, only to eventually realize that this is the actual intended use. This word was pioneered and developed in the early days of 2009.

That kid is a giant hob knobbler.

by H.M. Murdock July 18, 2014

Hob Knocker

A person that enjoys partaking in sexual intercourse that is considered naughty; particularly with people of a "higher rank" in order to achieve another goal.

(Girl talking to her friend): You had anal sex with those two famous actors just to become more popular? And you liked it?! You're such a hob knocker!

by UKer_88 February 12, 2009

oven hob

someone who simps for a moist bag of rice and wire noodles

"did you know oven hob is in love with a bag of rice!!!"

by todorokismid April 18, 2022

[HoB] Bubba

Gay faggotry with small testicles, an also suffering a severely stretched crooked penis.

Hey it's HoB Bubba, ass, what a fucking douche!

by [HoB] Frosting October 20, 2009

Hob Sucker

A Hob Sucker is a sucker of cock or dirty dick.

You are a real Hob Sucker

by Randy1404 July 27, 2018

hob cob

"Hob-cob" A hobbling and cobbling together or assembling of a group of people. Typically used when the individuals don't appear as though they would gel or meet under normal circumstances.

Pulls from references of hobbling together cobblestone streets. Maybe a shady job in appearance.

Man, what a hob cob group of guys.

by Tomatostew July 20, 2017