Opposite of a hoarder

The opposite of a hoarder is known as a de clutterer. This person may compulsively get rid of belonging that are theirs and also things that do not belong to them. This person typically does not understand that everything they get rid of will eventually be needed. This leads to the dilemma of the individual having to rebuy things they have decluttered.

“Misty was the opposite of a hoarder. Her lifestyle was the barest of necessities.”

by Itsanotherword… February 16, 2022

Hoarders Law

The theory that regardless of how unorganised a hoarder is, they will always be able to pinpoint where a specific item is.

David: “Hey Mikey, do you have a phone charger?”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”

by BlueXander May 26, 2023

Bootleg Hoarder

One who has possession of a recording of an uncirculated concert and does not share it on the internet or sell the recording to a bootleg record company.

A bootleg hoarder may have a tape of the Led Zeppelin show from December 26, 1968.

by i remember forests November 1, 2009

Gossip hoarder

One who collects gossip for the purpose of having gossip and who doesn't use it for anything else.

Gossip hoarder: A person who overhears gossip but doesnt reveal said gossip they just keep it to themselves.

E.g. A johnny tight lips character

A hush

A person who listens but doesn't tell

A collector of private information

by Rhodes senra April 28, 2012

Phallus Hoarder

About 5'9'', Weighing around 150-200 lbs, with a two syllable name like Danny or Randy. Long or short brown hair and a intense dislike for the complacent moralities that follow being a HUMAN! Total disregard for any life other than their own, and usually travel size and filled with shit to be excreted on command and on-the-go. No matter where you are, you will be able to spill some shit. The word "phallus" relates closely to the penis lodges deep in one of their very uncomfortable orifices. Not the anus, no, but either the eye socket, the ear, an surgically opened temple, or sometimes even within their own dick-hole. The containment caused by this phallic placement, or "cock-cork", creates great tension and benefits the growth of shit within the Phallus Hoarder's compartments. Getting into an argument with a Phallus Hoarder is not recommended, for doing so could result in suicide, homicide or mass murder from the irrelevant conclusion of anger and unwavering stubbornness.

Although it is not recommended to argue with a Phallus Hoarder, its easier to take solace in knowing that they are usually either wrong, or just trying to make you angry and mostly revolves around decisions regarding their very own phallus.

Example 1:

Girl: Man I love my shih-tzu

Danny: He's Ugly and I think we should eat it.

Girl: What?! NO! Why would you eat my Shih Tzu?

Danny: Survival of the fittest, they should bow to my superiority!

Guy: *sigh* Danny you're such a Phallus Hoarder.

Example 2:

Randy: My dick is bigger than yours by ALL NECESSARY AND UNNECESSARY MEANS.

Guy: I didn't ask...

Randy: I know you didn't, but if I dont tell you then I risk the loss of one of my cock-corks

Guy: oh! you should've told me that you became a Phallus Hoarder.

by Amk October 4, 2010

Dick Hoarder

The act of sleeping with copious amounts of men, usually over a short period of time.

Jeez, Helen has been with a lot of guys this week. She's become a real dick hoarder.

by Corndogg117 May 11, 2011

happy hoarder

a derogatory term used by Dylan Cruz to describe someone who does not suffer from personality disorders and/or other mental issues.

Do you want it? So you can add it to your pile of stuff that keeps you happy? You fucking happy hoarder.

by the_girl_who_hacks_dylan April 16, 2021