Hoarders Law

The theory that regardless of how unorganised a hoarder is, they will always be able to pinpoint where a specific item is.

David: “Hey Mikey, do you have a phone charger?”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”

by BlueXander May 26, 2023

wallpaper hoarder

A person who grabs any or all genres of wallpapers from multiple sources (Pinterest, Google Images, etc.). They change their wallpaper however long they like (could be hourly or daily). Also, their phone storage might be always full because most of the wallpapers they’ve downloaded are 4K HD quality.

The wallpaper hoarder has a phone wallpaper of Deku. The next day, they changed their wallpaper to Bakugo.

by nervous_wreak3 October 28, 2022

chicken hoarder

1.) person who enjoys company of many chickens

Man my dad loves his 200 chickens, he's such a chicken hoarder.

by Damndatgurl June 29, 2016

woman hoarder

a man who holds onto ex's no matter how they treated him. holds onto each one in case he gets bored and needs a companion for social events or physical needs. 'collects' them such as a hoarder and doesn't let go. He may go back and forth between them and even a current girlfriend/spouse as well.

Jim was with his ex Valerie last night for a bootycall. Now he just made plans to go to the concert tomorrow night with his ex Debra while his girlfriend is out of town. Could he be anymore of a woman hoarder?

by mrsatc2013 February 4, 2014

Phallus Hoarder

About 5'9'', Weighing around 150-200 lbs, with a two syllable name like Danny or Randy. Long or short brown hair and a intense dislike for the complacent moralities that follow being a HUMAN! Total disregard for any life other than their own, and usually travel size and filled with shit to be excreted on command and on-the-go. No matter where you are, you will be able to spill some shit. The word "phallus" relates closely to the penis lodges deep in one of their very uncomfortable orifices. Not the anus, no, but either the eye socket, the ear, an surgically opened temple, or sometimes even within their own dick-hole. The containment caused by this phallic placement, or "cock-cork", creates great tension and benefits the growth of shit within the Phallus Hoarder's compartments. Getting into an argument with a Phallus Hoarder is not recommended, for doing so could result in suicide, homicide or mass murder from the irrelevant conclusion of anger and unwavering stubbornness.

Although it is not recommended to argue with a Phallus Hoarder, its easier to take solace in knowing that they are usually either wrong, or just trying to make you angry and mostly revolves around decisions regarding their very own phallus.

Example 1:

Girl: Man I love my shih-tzu

Danny: He's Ugly and I think we should eat it.

Girl: What?! NO! Why would you eat my Shih Tzu?

Danny: Survival of the fittest, they should bow to my superiority!

Guy: *sigh* Danny you're such a Phallus Hoarder.

Example 2:

Randy: My dick is bigger than yours by ALL NECESSARY AND UNNECESSARY MEANS.

Guy: I didn't ask...

Randy: I know you didn't, but if I dont tell you then I risk the loss of one of my cock-corks

Guy: oh! you should've told me that you became a Phallus Hoarder.

by Amk October 4, 2010

Dick Hoarder

The act of sleeping with copious amounts of men, usually over a short period of time.

Jeez, Helen has been with a lot of guys this week. She's become a real dick hoarder.

by Corndogg117 May 11, 2011

Media Hoarder

to have a bunch of junk on your phone, computer, etc.

Alex: Dave get a video of this.
Dave: My phone won't let me I have over 100 videos
Alex: You Media Hoarder

by DHurricane13 March 29, 2011