A sarcastic, childish and rhyming way of saying you feel sorry for someone if something not all that bad happened to them. Like "that's too bad".
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Vehicle driven only by persons less than ten years away from being a horizontal hearse passenger (Continental, Park Avenue, Sedan de Ville, etc.) at speeds less than that used by drivers of a regular hearse while in a procession.
The speed limit is 65 on 275 through St. Petersburg, but it's hard to get to that speed because of all the upright hearses.
by young fogey March 21, 2014
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Get the Ghetto hearse mug.Dutch Hearse: To smoke cigars in an enclosed motor vehicle, for the purpose of depreciating the value of said vehicle.
by RageFang May 10, 2018
Get the Dutch Hearse mug.The domestically abused brother of Horton from the popular Dr. Suess book "Horton hears the who". He was arrested for the murder of their abusive father. 3 days later Horton notified the police, and the brother was arrested at 4:32 am on December 11 of 2017. Ever since that day the brother hates snitches
by Defult dan the meme man December 9, 2018
Get the Horton hears a snitch mug.An inadmissible statement in court whereby da witness claims to have heard someone else make religiously-scandalous statements.
I would rather get someone's unconventional theological opinions "right from the horse's mouth"; otherwise it's just heresy hearsay.
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