Heifer Hauler

When the trunk of a truck carries a bunch of woman and the truck breaks down because of the weight of the "Heifers"

The truck was a heifer hauler

by Randytheplumber69 April 25, 2023

Heifer

A term used to address a close friend or to insult someone for being fat

Yo! Heifer where you at?

Heifer!! Your my bestfriend

by vicloco July 21, 2015

Heifer

-fat bitch
- female con artist

Shut the fuck up u heifer

by DaqueenNY July 11, 2015

heiffervescent

Fat people who are ridiculously, annoyingly bubbly and happy. (What the hell are they so happy about? They're FAT.)

Kate is so heiffervescent, she was giggling and snorting when she walked into the room.

by Kim372 July 14, 2006

heifey

the act of getting so crunk that you started grinding on guys as an act of homo sexuality

"dude i was so freakin heifey last night at the club that everyone started calling me a faggot"

by aaron bomber and grady penning August 3, 2007

heiferized

the action of most women after settling down and living off the man of the house.

heifer:a female cow or a fat married woman(heiferized)

by northern new york December 29, 2008

heiferitis

Heiferitis is the stage of being slightly under obese. You are not quite obese, but yet not skinny. Although a disorder, you can still get guys every 3 months or so.

Rachel suffers from heiferitis so therefore gets laid about once every 4 months.

Julia wanted to get with Shawn but he told her to see the doctor about her heiferitis before (she weights more than Shawn).

Because of her heiferitis, Monique just had 3 slices of pizza but could still do dinner.

by doublejointed6 March 24, 2017