Heffamancy

The act of stealing someone's man.

Emelda I used heffamancy on bubbles.

by Delephae May 8, 2017

Hefftism

The act and disease pf being a heffer, passed on from one roach to another.

Dammit Katie you heffer, your gonna give me hefftism.

by L37,000 February 28, 2018

dick heffa

Someone who's not attractive, possibly even overweight, but thinks overly highly of themselves, never forgets a thing they've done for someone to hold it over their head for the rest of their lives, thinks they're way better than everyone, but really they're sad and lonely on the inside because nobody likes them because of their self righteous attitude and they're a dick to literally almost everyone

Bill treats people like crap and is a dick to everyone because he thinks he is better than everyone else, even though he is very unattractive.

Don't be a dick heffa like Bill.

Nobody likes a dick heffa.

by WhotheFknows_23 June 18, 2021

heffer

a word to describe an obesely obese person or a name to which you will randomly call someone who has caused you annoyance.

"oh my life! look at that heffer over there, erghh"
"argh your such an effing heffer"

by beth + megs April 18, 2008

heffa

A woman who knows better than to do something, but does it anyway.

That heffa wore my shirt after I specifically told the heffa NO!

by Gretchen March 21, 2003

Hefty

Hefty is a term used in Glasgow, mainly the rough area of Pollok.
Hefty generally means, large, huge, big, very, alot.
It is generally used to describe a large object or something similar.

The word Heavy in these areas can also mean the same, as does Pure and are commonly found in the same sentance.

'Here mate you've got a hefty shite on yer shoe'
'Check that hefty fat burd'
'Here bud check oot ma new sannies, hefty cool int they'
'Your a hefty bawbag'

by amadman August 2, 2007

Hefferpotamus

A very fat woman that much resembles the likeness of a Heffer (female cow) or a Hippotamus.

He was so drunk that he went home with a hefferpotamus.

by Dezarae86 October 29, 2007