Hugh Hefner

Dude who invented playboy magazine.

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

mother heffer

1. Fat Bitch
2. A woman whos eating has no limitations.

Tommy: Mommy that lady's ass keeps growing!
Mom: Leave the mother heffer alone shes too ugly to have sex!

by ThePatriot March 29, 2004

beef to the heels, like a mullingar heifer

A girl/lady with overweight legs. Irish slang alluding to the fact that Mullingar in County Westmeath is noted for is good beef (a heifer is a cow who has not had a calf yet).

Male 1: Who did Mike go home with last night?
Male 2: I didn't recognise her, but i'll tell ya, she had beef to the heels, like a Mullingar heifer.

by Oh-Jay July 14, 2016

Hugh Hefner

The creator of Playboy and the luckiest man alive.

Man that old guy named Hugh Hefner is like 90 and is getting more sex than a porn star.

by giggaty giggaty March 29, 2012

heifer stalking

akin to chubby chasing, heifer stalking is the act of pursuing bovine women in a furtive or secretive manner.

who's that guy skulking around big sally's house allatime? looks like a definite case of heifer stalking.

by lexicali slim September 19, 2009

Heerva

Literally is the thickest person on earth. Super funny and skinny. I think everyone has a crush on her. She is literally a goddess. She also is definitely NOT a dry texter.

Arush: I think imma ask Heerva to be my girlfriend
Maahi: Nah, i’m way better than her.
Arush: Ew no wtf Heerva is a goddess you look like a rat.

by Sycamore Boys❤️ June 30, 2021

hefemale

Opposite of a shemale. Dude with a pussy.

I wanted to suck his dick but it turned out he was a hefemale.

by Negsaso September 1, 2009