Heaven is someone who is crazy, funny, and athletic. They love to take risks. They never loose a fight, but never start one. Heaven also love people for who they are, and if you happen to be the person they like, good luck. Heaven's normally get into drama, and when they do, they go to their friends to rant. Heaven's are some of the coolest people alive.
by Justarandomweirdo March 4, 2017
In my opinion heaven and hell cannot even be imagined or even fathomed by a human. Heaven is happiness beyond what you would ever hope to wish for and hell is torture for which there is no description, no comparable human relation at all. So, i really doubt the whole wild sex orgy thing.
by Anonymous October 3, 2003
Some how people have seemed to confuse heaven with an old 20's movie. Has nothing to do with harps or our ideal place. It is a place to spend eternity with our Creator. It is completely perfect and there will be no pain or suffering, but only a perfect existence.
No, I'm not mormon.
No, I'm not mormon.
Just for reference, hell sucks. In fact, it is a place of complete isolation with fire and crap. Somehow, people seem to think that they will have mass orgies and parties. Who got owned now?
by Pat April 3, 2004
1: Firmament - usu. used in pl.
2: the abode of the Deity and of the blessed dead; also a spiritual state of everlasting communion with God
3: GOD
4: A place of supreme happiness
5: a man who's 6'3" tall, has long blond or golden hair, intense baby blue eyes, perfect body from head to feet, sweet, shy and very talented in music; a musician
6: a petite female with a deep throat
7: a theatrical stage
8: recording studio
2: the abode of the Deity and of the blessed dead; also a spiritual state of everlasting communion with God
3: GOD
4: A place of supreme happiness
5: a man who's 6'3" tall, has long blond or golden hair, intense baby blue eyes, perfect body from head to feet, sweet, shy and very talented in music; a musician
6: a petite female with a deep throat
7: a theatrical stage
8: recording studio
My HEAVEN awaits.
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 13, 2022
Is it a place, or is it a state of being? Heaven is perfect. Well, it is where there is no time, because time is simply ongoing change. How can something perfect change? It is everlasting happiness.
by Anonymous June 16, 2003
1. The current place where Jesus has his thrown, next to God the Father. According to Christianity, the place of everlasting peace and joy with Jesus as a reward for our faith and repentance. Jesus called it “paradise” while on the cross. Jesus dwelt there with God the Father before coming to the earth and returned after completing his earthly ministry. The Bible calls the heaven of the future the New Jerusalem that will be on planet Earth for Jesus and his followers. It will be a city of 1,500 cubic miles composed of streets of gold, a sea of glass, mansions, numerous fruit trees, Christ’s throne and overhwhelming joy and fellowship with Christ. The foundations and walls of the city will be composed of numerous gems. The scriptures say that Christ’s followers will be able to go back and forth from the New Jerusalem to the Earth. We,as mortal human beings, cannot fathom its beauty. Only God the Father and Jesus know what it will look like.
2. my honeymoon
2. my honeymoon
After his resurrection, Jesus spoke of our reward in heaven when he said "I go to prepare a place for you. When I come again I will receive you unto myself, that where I am, there you will be also.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 6, 2007
Kenny: Im horny af.
Jeremy: Get some heavens from Britney, that shit had me absolutely levitating. My soul left the earth for a minute.
Jeremy: Get some heavens from Britney, that shit had me absolutely levitating. My soul left the earth for a minute.
by socratesjr January 5, 2022