England Header Rule

A rarely exercised rule in football where it doesn't matter if a player is committing common assault on the goalkeeper (which is known in the rulebook as a "foul"), the headed goal is legitimate because an England player scored from it - because, as we all know, England deserve to win every match they'r ein because they'r ebetter than everyone. Any referee that doesn't know this is obviously a complete idiot that cannot do his job properly, and therefore deserving of death threats.

Sol Campbell vs Argentina, 1998.
Sol Campbell vs Portugal, 2004.

England Header Rule by OD Smith March 22, 2005

triple header 

1. Three baseball or other games played back to back to back.
2. One with three heads.

The Brooklyn Dodgers are playing a triple header with the Boston Braves next week.

triple header by Antinous September 11, 2003

Double header in different ballparks

When one has sex with two partners in one day

Vinny banged Jessica around lunch and then nailed Monica after dinner. Classic double header in different ballparks.

Double header in different ballparks by Chili Peanut February 23, 2019

triple header 

To have sex with three different partners within 24 hours.

I scored a triple header last weekend... Friday night I met M*** for a drink, then we shagged in her car. Saturday morning, I met A*** for coffee, and then we got a room. Saturday afternoon, I stopped by C***'s place and dropped a load in her too. Met all three on Craigslist too!

triple header by not really me February 9, 2004

Bad Message 431 reason: Request Header Fields Too Large

When your so god damn too fucking bored you end up breaking Urban dictionary and end up getting this on your screen.

Guy 1: I just got this message on my screen when typing qeqtyhreuyvyasujicdfvdsucaijxoscndbvhsnciamxc smcdkmvemkv cmsdfk vfb vbndfdnfbndfkmbkdmkdfgkmbgkdmfgkdmgkdmkgmfa,sfsf,sofodg,sof,sfoofofofd *whatever.* it says: Bad Message 431 reason: Request Header Fields Too Large
Guy 2: oh... you're so bored you broke it!

Bad Message 431 reason: Request Header Fields Too Large by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 7, 2021

Double Header 

The act of receiving a head massage while giving head.

Mary: I totally need a head massage right now.

Rusty: Well, I need a blowjob. Let's do a double header.

Double Header by BensonDinnerTalk December 8, 2010

Double Header 

The act of eating out a pregnant girl while she is giving birth.

I so wasn't ready for that double header.

Double Header by Morning Thoughts November 30, 2010