Hawkesbury

He’s the coolest mostest epikest person ever. He’s da bestest friend you’ll ever have. He is approximately 6 foot 69 inches and he could take your girl with the snap of his figners.

Girl: who’d you go out with last night?
Other girl: Hawkesbury.

Girl: Omg I’m so jealous I just want him ti bone me.

Other girl: yeah his dick is like 420 inches long. He made me cum in 0.69 nanoseconds whilst winning clash Royale and valorant at the same time

by Hawkesbury’s exlover November 15, 2021

habesha women

amazing. smart. loving. loyal. beautiful. magnificent women.

i love habesha women.

by novapooks May 23, 2022

ree_boy_hates_rule_34

this is a strange person who came out of nowhere how come>

you: looking at the urban dictionary

Urban dictionary: ree_boy_hates_rule_34

by ree_boy_hates_rule_34 February 27, 2021

HAMES

Abbreviation for the High School Association for Medical Engineers and Scientists, an exhausting and time-consuming high school after school club commonly established at nerdy science-based vocational schools in the US.

Charlie: “Bro, are you doing M.U.N. this year?”
Nathan: “Fuck no, I have HAMES clinicals to do!”
Charlie: “Fuck that!”

by INeedThisWordInMyEssay June 11, 2018

poll hawks

A nickname for the sycophantic pseudo-patriots who are taking 45’s directive to become poll watchers seriously.

We must become America’s poll hawks to prevent outright thieving and other unamerican fake voting practices like double and triple-voting illegals that we all know these lefties are busing en masse to the polls!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020

hawasted

To be extremely drunk, a combination of hammered and wasted.

Jason: "Yo brah do you remember seeing me last night?"
Carter: "No man I was fuckin' hawasted."

by hawasted January 6, 2011

Hades

The sarcastic, obnoxious, flame-topped, highly entertaining villian featured in Disney's 35th masterpiece: Hercules (1997)
*Voice by the magnificent James Woods
Most likely one of the best villians Disney has ever come up with because of his unexpected personalitly and awesome character...Hades rules and we all know it....badda bing!

"Name's Hades, Lord of the Dead, hi, how ya doin'?"
~Hades

by Hades October 17, 2004