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van hausered

when you see pictures of a chick on facebook and she looks smokin' hot, and then eventually you meet her in person and she is significantly less attractive than you expected, and has a kind of weird personality, and you are disappointed.
"hey man good luck tonight with that hot facebook chick"

- 5 hours later -

"dude I met up with the chick at this local sports bar and she was like 4 feet tall and not nearly as attractive as i thought, and she was kinda weird to boot.. i knew within like 10 minutes I didn't like her"

"man that sucks you totally got van hausered, oh well live and learn eh"
by CVdizzle January 22, 2010
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rice hauler

A derogatory term used (usually) by young american males to describe foreign trucks. See rice rocket.
Jesse refused to buy a rice hauler. He only likes Chevy's.
by Rypsaw April 30, 2003
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long-hauler

A pandemic victim for which the negative impacts to their health and related symptoms persist for months or years after being infected with the virus.
A long-hauler with prolonged suffering from Covid-19 seems to go unnoticed by many in part because they are bed ridden and in social isolation.
by mlhiss September 7, 2020
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alicia marie hausrath

Alicia .. she’s loyal .. can read you like a book . She sees through u like the paranormal . Feels ten times harder then the average human being . Has hope and faith in the lord our savior and believes in the Holy Spirit and the son of God . Jesus Christ . She is street smart as well as book smart and is a force to be reckoned with! She loves so deeply especially the ones who give her the same in return . You cannot fool this woman as see sees what you cannot and knows you better then zoo know ur self! If you where ever too run into this beautiful spirit . I promise you’d never forget her . And you’ll never want to be with out her in your life. She is ‘pure royalty’ on the other side .
Alicia Marie Hausrath (McCollum)the woman you wished you had and would never forget
Her in the bedroom as for it’s so beautiful and paranormal to anyone who dares to take her on !
by Alicia Marie Hausrath(McCollum September 7, 2020
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Rebecca Hausler

"What is 18487 + 34875837?
Ask Rebecca Hausler.
by OliviaD123 October 1, 2007
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Hausemaster

Hausemaster, The owner of an Anarchy Minecraft server called America.net
His alt accounts are "Donald Trump 696969" and "GeorgeBush420"
Hausemaster is GAY
by LePost James June 4, 2020
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Hausey

frustrated, agitation, upset, do not like the situation at hand.
I was hausey when you hit me.
by ozziekto1 February 2, 2009
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