faux hawking

when a guy and a girl are having sex and the guy cums in the woman's hair, then he styles it into a stylish faux hawk

ella: last night me and john were having sex he jizzed into my hair and then he styled my bangs into a faux hawk.

sarah: wow i love getting faux hawked!

--faux hawking

by sexyportia September 30, 2009

Bone Hawking

When chicks check out a guys crotch wondering about the size of their package.

I caught this chick bone hawking me last night at the bar. I nailed her later.

by poo touching cotton May 13, 2008

Steven Hawking

Dead

the dead man steven Hawking

by faglad May 13, 2018

hawkinged

As in Stephen Hawking. A reference to his head lean and non responsive demeanor, which is closely imitated by the consumption of too much marijuana.

He smoked so much last night he was hawkinged out on the couch, head bobbing, not sayin a word!

by Jimmyjay09 December 20, 2010

Hawking ham

A baby hawk stuck in a tree for 3 days. Has to be brought down by a southern lumber jack man and is now debated as baby Stephen hawking or hawking ham

Hawking ham come down from there

by Lil bitch 123 May 21, 2020

Hacking the lights

Being unjustly accused of hacking the fluorescent lights while they flicker because you happened to texting on your Samsung Galaxy smartphone. The accuser is commonly a whorish paraprofessional with back pain caused by sleeping on the Target bench dividers at night.

My: *texting on my brand new Samsung Galaxy smartphone*

The overhead lights: *begin to rapidly flicker*

Whore para: WTF are ya doin, ya sped!! Stop hacking the lights!

by wpkoski September 11, 2021

Hacking Heaven

When the laity would donate cash; cryptocurrencies and NFTs; prized items like gold, diamond, coins, stamps, and paintings; and properties, so that the clergy could intercede for them before God to have their sins and those of their loved ones forgiven—generous or ostentatious donations on a regular basis would only set in motion a bountiful reward on high, be it material or/and spiritual blessings.

To upgrade the status of deceased family members from hell to purgatory, or from purgatory to heaven, the “political messiah” is encouraging his ultra-MAGA patriots to go to his “anointed” or “Vatican-approved” website to buy indulgences or “get-out-of-hell tickets” for them, and also for their own future sins—he’s hacking heaven by resurrecting or normalizing the banned spiritual practice of the Church.

by Fasters April 8, 2023