mostly harmless

The current (in some dimensions) passage in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which relates to the planet Earth. (The one you are on now, unless otherwise).

"They updated the entry..."
"What to?"
"Mostly Harmless."

by KinGAleX March 27, 2005

Harley Palmer

To get a hand job on a motorcycle

While riding down the interstate today my girl give me a Harley Palmer

by Bend one September 10, 2015

harleena

The sexiest girl in the room. She is so smart and beautiful. She lights up everyone's day. Everyone wants to fuck her and she is so talented and sexy. Everyone Ioves Harleena. She is so original. Don't fuck with her.

Yo that girl looks like a harleena, not a harleen

by I love harleena March 27, 2017

alan harper

In reference to Jon Cryer's character in Two and a Half Men. The act of going to extreme lengths to be cheap and get out of paying for things.

"Frank, that cheap bastard, didn't want to split dinner so he left his wallet in the car!"
"He Alan Harpered you?!"
"Big time, buddy. I had to pick up his tab."

by Spinache903 July 22, 2017

Chris Harper Mercer

A based robot who killed 9 normalfags after brining the beta uprising meme into reality.

Some of you guys are alright don't go to school tomorrow if you are in the northwest.

Chris Harper Mercer was based.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh December 14, 2022

The ol' Harlem globechowder

When getting a blowjob. You distract your partner with quick, flashy, hand movements before ejaculating all over her face or in her mouth.

I finally got that slut to put out. When she finally went down on me I gave her the ol' Harlem globechowder!

by the dirty mick October 21, 2006

Harley Sexual

A guy who buys a Harley and the next day his entire apperal is Harley Davidson gear,i.e. Harley Vest, Hat, Gloves, Tshirts, Chain Wallets, Bandana's

The Yuppie bar was filled with Harley Sexuals, not one real biker in the place

by Glers December 9, 2008