Safety harbor middle

A school where teachers complain about you speed walking in a empty hallway, food tastes like shit, and grass is a higher priority then kids

Idk add me on discord Lj#2679 (safety harbor middle school)

by Safety harbor middle September 7, 2021

Keego Harbor

Coolest place to live ever right between West Bloomfield and Pontiac, People there are so chill and always playin basketball down at the schools, sometimes msitaken for hoodlums

Is that kid from Pontiac? Nah man he's from Keego.

Keego Harbor Where's That? Right between That Rich Place West Bloomfield and That Poor Place Pontiac

by Genaral Chaos March 2, 2011

chill harbor

Common word for Stone Harbor, an island in South Jersey where all the rich people from PA, mostly the radnor region, have their summer homes.

Kenny: Where r we chillin tonight?
Bart: Chill Harbor

by SWalshie November 18, 2006

Bombing the Harbor

The act of moving ones bowels over water. Normally done on a toilet, but preforming the act over any water will do. Acceptiable locations include: Jonny on the Spots, Port-O-Letts (any portable lue), Dockside, Boatside, Poolside ……

"Hey Bob! what the fuck is Bill doing?" He's in the bathroom Bombing The Harbor again.

by CroDaddie April 23, 2006

Pearly White Harbor

A surprise attack kiss

Emma: Will, I've been meaning to tell you som-
*Will kisses Emma*
Emma: That was a Pearly White Harbor!

by takishaaaaaaa February 23, 2011

Egg Harbor Township

A rural South Jersey township with a population of about 40,000. There is no public transportation and so there is always traffic at rush hour. In the public schools, each classroom has 30 or more students. Even with additions and expansions, the high school is still congested with more than 2,100 students. Between classes, hallways are arguably the equivalent of a Times Square sidewalk during the holiday season. It doesn't matter though because kids who think they're cool come to school high anyway. During the summer, everyone flocks to the beach and then complains about bennies. However, in the winter when the beach isn't an option, people go out and "party" which usually consists of getting drunk after two beers and then smoking a bowl full of skank weed. Houses range from large, single family homes to mobile homes. The Shore Mall doesn't deserve to be called a mall so instead everybody goes to the Hamilton Mall in dirty old Mays Landing. A lot of people commute to Atlantic City casinos for work and are part of the working class. Those who don't are middle class; no one is rich, some just pretend to be. Girls are usually trashy and almost none are virgins at the high school. People complain about EHT, but it seems that no one ever leaves because even most of the kids who graduate are too lazy to get anywhere in life.

We must be in Egg Harbor Township since there are 15 neighborhoods within a 2-mile radius.

by 41600 acres of nothing June 14, 2010

fail harbor

A place in the deepest corner of the world where people come from all over to park their failboats.

Wow what a failboat he is going to have to go to fail harbor.

by silencer270 April 28, 2008