Handuru

To handle i.e. hook-up with a man/woman.

Dude, I heard you were going to handuru tonight!

by Jamdiri June 22, 2009

hanukkah

8 nights of latkes, fried greasy potato pancakes, for dinner, and having to "try" to act excited. It is hard to pretend but I dont want to make my Mom and Dad fell bad. OK, the candles are fun but my mom wont let me play with the matches and is worried the house will burn down if I lite the candles or I might burn my fingers, but really, can't you spare even one magic elf bring us toys too. I am a good boy. Honest.

Dear Santa, do you have any magic Jewish elves to spare around Hanukkah? See my sister says you know Yenta Claus? Is there really such a person or not? Is there really a Hanukkah Harry? Who is this Santa Cohen and are any of them magic elves? Are they really jewish too? Is Yenta Claus real? If that is true ask her not to forget me. Just say I am good and to give me an ipod.
I love you, Thank you Jacob

by JacobSeth121899 September 22, 2006

Hanumas

The interweaving of Christian and Jewish holidays for those individuals that have married outside of their respective faiths.

Ephraim a Jewish man married Mary a Christian Woman. In their inability to decide which Holiday to Observe they created Hanumas. Where they give gifts over many days rather than just one day.

Other References:
christmakwanzakah
Christmakkah

by Oliver Closeov December 22, 2005

Hanui

(v.) to facebook stalk
(n.) the act of facebook stalking

I really like this guy so i was checking up on facebook and hanuiing him.

"YOU FOUND YOUR DATE ON FACEBOOK?!? YOU JUST PULLED A HANUI!"

by yomommasofat June 28, 2009

hansum

Term used in New Zealand that describes something in a negative light. (Said in a sarcastic tone) oftens replaces words such as ugly,useless etc

Tom: Hey Mike you know that girl Shelly? She gave me head last night ;)
Mike:Shelly? The girl with the mole? That girl is HAAAAAAAAANSUM

Boy: You see that awesome 3pointer I made
Girl:Sorry to dissapoint but that shot was HANSUM!!!

by thatHANSUMdude July 17, 2011

Hanus Anus

This is a term which generally describes a badly looked after rectum. A hanus anus could be poorly wiped after defication, it may have hemorrhoids or a rash. In some of the worst cases a hanus anus can smell like a repugnant mix of shit and blood.

Those who do not bath frequently or have problems identifying what constitutes a clean asshole after shitting are generally susceptible to having a Hanus Anus.

by Rev. Spoons Feltchmurkin January 9, 2010

hanz

a thug like gansta who likes to pimp hoes. Also known as a manwhore.

That guy is such a hanz, he hired like 20 hookers last night.

by mp_thug_for_life_yo August 31, 2006