simp hansen

simp hansen is a term that was coined by CreepShow Art's fans. It is a nickname for Chris Hansen, who is a massive simp for Jefree Star (who sucks)

"Simp Hansen and Jefree Star support Dahvie Vanity, who is a child predator"

simp hansen by mrpeanutstan May 19, 2020

caleb hansen 

The smartest person you know, he’s not afraid to tell you how tony you are and how stupid you really are. Even though he is intelligent he doesn’t care about his grades and half asses every test he sees, although he’s a asshole he dose care about people but won’t show it.

Person 1: yo Caleb Hansen is really cool
Person 2: we talking about the same “Caleb Hansen”

caleb hansen by Fuckyoulatex October 18, 2020

Horizontal Hansen 

When you're making sweet sweet love while wearing full PPE including (but not limited to) hard hat, safety glasses, steel toe boots, flame retardant clothing, and face shield.

She had a sore on her lip so I made sure to use the Horizontal Hansen

Horizontal Hansen by Sparky966 June 23, 2022

Matthias Christian Hansen 

A person who does stupid things and uses the excuse that he has "gangbesvær". He has be at his "homies" house every Saturday because he is a lonely boi. :(

"wow dude your acting like a real Matthias Christian Hansen right now"

Matthias Christian Hansen by #pape power August 30, 2022

Matthias Christian Hansen 

A person who does stupid thing and uses the excuse the he has "gangbesvær". He must invade his "homies" house every Saturday because he is a lonely boi :(

"dude your acting like a real Matthias Christian Hansen right now"

Matthias Christian Hansen by #pape power August 30, 2022

Kodey Hansen 

Loves with a passion and all his heart, little boys... kodey secrelty takes photos of little boys and keeps them in a box under his bed to fiddle too before he sleeps. Kodey repeatedly whispers to himself, "Little men little men, why dont u love me little men" in a high pitched voice while he is stroking his little donga in his warm sticky hand. But absolutely most of all that kodey loves, is disabled little vegetable kids. he teases them then runs away saying, im faster im faster nananana (kids in wheelchairs). Kodey is a very loving and kind person (to little boys) ((extra points if ur disabled)) (((His fav is retard kids or ones who cant speak or move))). He really does love ALL types of people.

Look at kodey man, hes chanting little men to himself again

everyone wants to be like kodey hansen

Kodey Hansen by wazza letts March 6, 2022

Dear Evan Hansen 

A Broadway-production-turned-movie that stars the mentally ill protagonist Evan Hansen. He is supposed to be a sort of misunderstood hero, but is actually pretty manipulative and a bad person in general. Also, the movie is just poorly made. In the words of a “Den of Geek” article: “Dear Evan Hansen is a story in which a lonely kid makes a horrible mistake and then doubles down on exploiting another lonely kid’s suicide because of the instant gratification it gives him as a social media celebrity, and because it allows him to insinuate himself among a grieving family. Rather than deeply exploring the unpleasant and even cruel consequences of these choices, the film weaves and dodges, attempting to always make excuses for Evan’s actions and assure viewers he’s a nice, relatable every-teen.” Also, just thought I’d add that he makes the sister of the dude that committed suicide think that he knew he knew her brother so he can date her, so that’s messed up.

“Dear Evan Hansen is stupid and I hate it.”

Dear Evan Hansen by DarkDiction049 August 23, 2022