Handy Jay

Handy jay is an euphemism for hand job. First came to my attention in the 14th American Dad episode of season 4.

Roger says: While everyone's focused on Snot, I'll be heading to the bathroom to share a doobie with the busboy, in exchange for an angry handy jay.

by mercurytoxic May 10, 2009

Randy Handy

Randy handy is the term implying a handjob; an excited hand takes control of the male genetalia and really establishes who's boss.

Ralph: Dude I got a randy handy the other day, it was so excellent!
Renaldo: I am so pumped I can't wait until I get my randy handy.

by The one who is anonomous October 22, 2009

handy with spit

A hand job with spit.

ez tootz your guna rip my wang off put some spit on it or something.

OooYYYaaa handy with spit

by Mr.j131 November 10, 2010

Errin Handie

A Jewdo fighter who loves cock and Batman and especially Batman's cock.

"Did you see that Errin Handie all over Batman's cock at the 'Dark Knight' premier?"

by Matthew Scoobinstein December 31, 2011

Cheeseburger-Handy

The act of exchanging a cheeseburger for a hand-job.

While Patty was being charged for taking money for sex, she clarified to the judge what she did exchange sex for; She was taking burgers for sex, curly fries for a diddle, and a pickle for a lookey. It was her Tuesday afternoon special. Her attorney asks for a plea bargain, and the Judge grants a five minute recess. Later, she runs from the Judges chambers yelling "Outta my way, I'm not going to jail for a cheeseburger-handy!"

by Scroto Saggins April 8, 2010

road handy

Hand job while a guy drive

Armen stole Marlene's heart, so she gave him a road handy

by Armen Nersessian August 4, 2006

Australian Handy

A handjob from behind but instead of just reaching around you come from "down under" between the legs.

Last night Miranda gave me the best Australian Handy.

by Osmosis Jones 2012 July 31, 2012