Handy jay is an euphemism for hand job. First came to my attention in the 14th American Dad episode of season 4.
Roger says: While everyone's focused on Snot, I'll be heading to the bathroom to share a doobie with the busboy, in exchange for an angry handy jay.
by mercurytoxic May 10, 2009
by Matthew Scoobinstein December 29, 2011
Randy handy is the term implying a handjob; an excited hand takes control of the male genetalia and really establishes who's boss.
Ralph: Dude I got a randy handy the other day, it was so excellent!
Renaldo: I am so pumped I can't wait until I get my randy handy.
Renaldo: I am so pumped I can't wait until I get my randy handy.
by The one who is anonomous October 22, 2009
by Mr.j131 November 09, 2010
While Patty was being charged for taking money for sex, she clarified to the judge what she did exchange sex for; She was taking burgers for sex, curly fries for a diddle, and a pickle for a lookey. It was her Tuesday afternoon special. Her attorney asks for a plea bargain, and the Judge grants a five minute recess. Later, she runs from the Judges chambers yelling "Outta my way, I'm not going to jail for a cheeseburger-handy!"
by Scroto Saggins April 08, 2010
by Armen Nersessian August 04, 2006
Guy1: Dude what'd you and your Girl do last night?
Guy2: Man, she gave me a blow-handy.
Guy1: what's that?
Guy2: imagine an Amish girl churning butter only she's sucking the handle like a dick.
Guy1: nice!
Guy2: Man, she gave me a blow-handy.
Guy1: what's that?
Guy2: imagine an Amish girl churning butter only she's sucking the handle like a dick.
Guy1: nice!
by grilledcheezyy November 03, 2013