Constipation Handle Bars

Handles found in public washroom stalls to aid in defecation when dietary/stress factors make it an arduous task.

"I had to shit so bad, I ripped those constipation handle bars right out of the wall"

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"What are those, constipation bars?"
"Dude, they're for the handicapped..."

by LeTigra February 10, 2009

right-handed knuckle chopper

The fastest masturbation technique on the planet.

God damn. I knuckle chopped my cock so bad, it hurts.

You have no time to masturbate? Go for the right-handed knuckle chopper. It's fast and good!

by Dutz April 5, 2013

Palmela Handerson

The phrase "Palmela Handerson", is a joking term used to make reference to masturbation. The term synergizes masturbation with actress Pamela Anderson, famous from the 90s T.V. show "Baywatch", and former girlfriend of drummer Tommy Lee, from Mötley Crüe.

"My buddy has no real girlfriend to have sex with, but he does have "Palmela Handerson" to get himself off."

by TommyTheJaay October 21, 2018

handlelocked

Literally what happens when a person outside the car tries to open a locked car door just as the person INSIDE the car is pressing the "unlock" button. The common result is that the door becomes temporarily jammed and must be opened from the inside. Both people generally blame each other.

Figurtively, it is when two people try to solve a problem at the same time in divergent ways, but their separate actions cancel each other out and cause the problem to remain frozen.

The Kurds, Sunnis, and Shiites handlelocked the country of Iraq when they tried separate ways to solve their country's problems.

by Steve Rutledge February 22, 2008

Handleman

When a female has overlapping labia, often in a shape similar to this {}.

Yo Roger, you score with Maddie last night? Nah she a handleman, I didn't want parts.

by TheRealBeezuz January 27, 2021

Lock Handle

The action of a woman pulling on a door handle of a car while it is being unlocked, subsequently keeping the door locked. This action is especially awkward while on a date, in the rain or when done multiple times in a row.

"I tried to unlock the doors but Felicia Lock Handled me!"

by Dirty Floyd October 29, 2007

Mississippi Meat Handled

When you are pounding a girls box from behind and she reaches her hand up her fart box to jerk your meat off.

Dude, I went to Chili's for lunch and ended up getting Mississippi Meat Handled by the hot hostess.

by rixter1971 April 27, 2012