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handjob machine 

also known as the shake weight, the handjob machine is a tool used to practice handjobs.
my wife is a little out of practice, i think i might buy her a handjob machine.
handjob machine by skin ticket March 7, 2011

Handjob Goddess 

A female whose hands were sculpted by the gods of Olympus. She is bred to perform jerking of the male genitalia with precise form and beautiful motion, that of a true goddess. Her tension will have you preferring her services over your own hands that you never thought would be replaced.
Bro 1: Bro, I got a handjob last night.
Bro 2: That's it? That blows bro.
Bro 1: Nah bro, it was by a handjob goddess, I actually came.
Bro 2: Whattt?
Bro 1: But she aimed my own weapon at me.
Bro 2: Eww brooooo

Handjob in Helsinki 

Trump's sole purpose for his "summit" with Putin.
Donnie Trump recently flew Air Force One to pleasure his Russian boss, Vlad Putin, with a handjob in Helsinki.

Handjob Haney 

To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.
"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."
Handjob Haney by Doomious April 5, 2009

handjob hut 

A massage parlor. A place to go to get a rub and a tug.
Hey man, I think I'm gonna go by the handjob hut before I go back to the office.
handjob hut by Swerrv May 9, 2009

handjob day 

a day where girls give the guys a handjob.it is on the 28th of november
“hannah just gave me a hand job
“fucking lucky, brittany is waiting for handjob day”
handjob day by pickel November 27, 2017