Herbie Hancock

One of the best jazz pianists of our time. Writer of such famous tunes as Chameleon, Maiden Voyage, Eye of the Hurricaine, Palm Grease and Watermelon Man. Innovator in the fusion genre and writer of many really badass funk grooves.

Herbie Hancock is so badass he can turn shit into gold.

by Tobey March 20, 2004

Herbie Hancock

The answer Tommy Boy leaves on his test in the movie Tommy Boy.

John Hankcock, ha, its Herbie Hankcock.

by Zoolander August 7, 2005

The John Hancock

When you are having sex, you pull out to cum on your partners face then proceed to sign your name on their forehead so your partner knows who you are after you leave.

I gave that bitch The John Hancock before I left, so she knows my name tomorrow.

Dude, I went home with that hose beast last night from the bar and gave her The John Hancock, but I signed your name! You no talent ass clown!

by Jones Bitch! November 16, 2006

Dirty Hancock

Receiving a handjob from a homeless vagrant

"Kurt went and worked the soup kitchen last night, ended up getting a dirty hancock in the alley."

by galaxyfe August 4, 2012

Megan Hancock

a Megan Hancock will have no regard for other people whatsoever and will have the tendency to turn off the lights when she leaves the room because she has no knowledge of your existence. will often say "I'm gunna treat myself" and will eat mini wheats. often dates a guy named James. tends to accidentally goes into friends-with-benefits relationships. addicted to studying. obsessed with llamas. has been known to pee her pants while laughing too hard. usually seen with blue eyes and blonde hair. and would NEVER be seen in a choker or a crop top.

Person: I really need some chocolate or something sweet.
Friend: You can have some carrots!!
Person: Stop being such a Megan Hancock! I'm eating the chocolate!

"Stop making me laugh so hard! I'm gunna Megan Hancock myself!!"

by #roastmeganhancock February 2, 2019

Jack Hancock

The most bulbous and succulent man on the planet

dude: im the most bulbous and succulent guy to exist!
dude2: no Jack Hancock is!

by ChickPro21 December 10, 2022

john hancock

One shizza guy. He signed the Decleration of Independence first. He totally owned the other founding fathers.

If I live in the 1700's I would so go clubbing with John Hancock.

by Shizzlator June 21, 2005