A young person who is not of Polish descent who choses to live in Hamtramck, Michigan because they were not yet ready to retire to Portland. They enjoy the low standard of living that Hamtramck offers, as evidenced by their radical practice of satire aimed at the lower standard of living they enjoy. They have a keen sense of time and space that allows them to locate momentary events in the city (Pop-Up restaurants, Pop-Up art galleries, and/or "house shows").
by henryporter187 June 14, 2016
by Quincequines September 09, 2020
by That-Lonely-Cunt February 18, 2019
by HamsterKing January 06, 2015
Expending a lot of time and energy, but not getting anything accomplished (just like a hamster on a hamster wheel).
Did you see Frank hamstering up on seventh floor again yesterday? I can't believe executive management isn't on to him yet.
by Skip Anderson April 10, 2008
by Bubba_The_Retard November 16, 2006
An extra planar being failing to mimic the far superior Guinea Pigs. Their mind powers fall short of the greater cavy, and they often go into a rage when they fail at their prime task of mind controlling humans. Beware their bite, as they sometimes will not release until death. Hamsters will only die if there is a possibility it would inconvenience a human.
If you fear for your life from a Hamster, seek out the shelter of the superior and more benevolent Guinea Pig.
by fred-of-fred December 30, 2004