peanut hamper

a mathematically perfect name after a study of all languages.

I ran the numbers and Peanut Hamper is the perfect name for your child.

by Dilithiumfetishist1701 May 5, 2022

Earn brownie points without a hamper

For someone else to think that you've done something nice without actually doing it

Alex really liked the comment. It was a good way to earn brownie points without a hamper.

by Aööoo April 22, 2021

piss hamper

The laundry hamper that your friend pisses in when they're blacked because they think it's a trash can

"Where did Rachel piss last night when she was blacked out?"
"In the piss hamper, again."

by aanaez September 26, 2021

Hamper

One who hamps. (ham-p-er)

Logan is a Hamper? Smh

by WhollyMammothMother August 2, 2021

Hamper Police

One who seeks to destroy hampers

This is the Hamper Police, is there someone by the name of Logan hiding here?

by WhollyMammothMother August 2, 2021

Hamper Hoe

Someone that sniffs dirty underwear, jocks or other used clothing.

Whenever my boyfriend leaves the house, I am such a hamper hoe.

by 140pointsix November 1, 2025

Hot Dogs in a Hamper

When you can't think of the words for "pigs in a blanket."

I'm going to eat some hot dogs in a hamper for dinner tonight.

by KirbyCat5723 July 23, 2024