Tam-Hammering

The act of chugging a beer while simultaneously taking a shit

"You definitely have a drinking problem".
"How so ?"
"It's not even 9 am and you're Tam-Hammering with the door open"

by Darthdad May 19, 2022

hammersnipe

Any incoherent or unintelligible being, mainly used to describe the average American student. The term first originated in central Michigan; however, the first person to coin the term is unknown.

"Didn't do your definitions?!? You hammersnipe!"

by Josh Eubanks October 20, 2009

hampering

spoiling

sorry for hampering your mood

by donttakemewrong March 13, 2018

hammerino

To be completely hammered out of your mind.

Dude I am fucking hammerino

by Devryb July 12, 2018

hammywrangler

Someone who wrestles fat people, either as a job or a hobby.

"I'm a professional hammywrangler"

by Some fucking dude October 30, 2020

HammerDance

A man with extremely hydrated eyes, some say that he blinks more times in a second than some do in their entire lifetimes.

Man, did you see that HammerDance video? How does he react to anything when he's always fucking blinking?

by Mousepad Milk March 29, 2024

The Hammening

This day happened on 8/7/2024

"Do you remember when "The Hammening" happened on that fateful night"

by Lavender fields August 7, 2024