Toledo Ham Sandwich

Similar to tit-fucking, however instead of between the breasts, the penis is rubbed between the ass-cheeks.

She's flat as a board, so instead of a tit-fuck, I gave her the ol' Toledo Ham Sandwich.

by djsw October 20, 2009

Sittin' on a ham sandwich

To be sitting on a big idea. Akin to low hanging fruit.

Bob realized he was sittin' on a ham sandwich when he struck oil in his back yard.

by Chris Brulator July 10, 2009

alabama ham sandwich

The sexual act of placing a piece of Kraft singles American cheese in between your lovers butt cheeks and proceeding to have sex with their butt using your penis

Girl go to the fridge and heat up your buns. Tonight my body craves an Alabama ham sandwich.

by The South October 19, 2013

Hot Ham Sandwich

The old one-two, a quickie, chocking the chicken, and wonking your cronker.
To masturbate over dinner.

Chris took so long to leave his house because he had to finish his hot ham sandwich

by moomaster January 16, 2010

Sad Ham Sandwich

A sad excuse for a person
A mediocre person
ham, ham sandwich

My husband is a sad ham sandwich.

by Total Man201818 May 18, 2018

Ham Sandwich

A mean of ham and bread that fat people enjoy eating.

"Mamma Katz died by choking on a ham sandwich"

by dogwatch September 26, 2006

ham sandwich on rye

a jewish girl's private parts

Ari spread his mayo over her ham sandwich on rye

by rob May 7, 2005