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looking for a ham sandwich

when a driver is tailgating cars on the road and constantly looking into the car in front of the driver as to be looking for a ham sandwich like a hungry spaz
do chill out! get off this guy's ass. what are you looking for a ham sandwich or something.
by monkeydan January 8, 2008
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ham sandwich

Whens a someone puts an ass right on you face
by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003
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ham sandwich

The cause of death or potential murder instrument for someone who is weight challenged. As opposed to pretzel, which is the choice of presidential assassins.
by John Costanzo September 21, 2005
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Ham sandwich moment

The point in a House M.D. episode where Dr. Gregory House solves the puzzle and finds the one missing piece that saves the patient's life. It usually occurs the minute a patient is about to die, resulting in House bursting into the room, making an incision, pull out a live animal (sometimes), and curing the patient of their affliction.

This was named for the Pilot episode and episode 314 (Insensitive) in which a ham sandwich provoked the moment.
House Fan 1: "Why does he keep looking at the hair behind her ear?"

House Fan 2: "Oh, this is it! The ham sandwich moment!"

House Fan 1: "Look at that, the cheap hair color solution she used had chemicals that mimicked hormones, which caused her to be sick."
by Oreopie January 20, 2009
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Toledo Ham Sandwich

Similar to tit-fucking, however instead of between the breasts, the penis is rubbed between the ass-cheeks.
She's flat as a board, so instead of a tit-fuck, I gave her the ol' Toledo Ham Sandwich.
by djsw October 20, 2009
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Sittin' on a ham sandwich

To be sitting on a big idea. Akin to low hanging fruit.
Bob realized he was sittin' on a ham sandwich when he struck oil in his back yard.
by Chris Brulator July 10, 2009
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alabama ham sandwich

The sexual act of placing a piece of Kraft singles American cheese in between your lovers butt cheeks and proceeding to have sex with their butt using your penis
Girl go to the fridge and heat up your buns. Tonight my body craves an Alabama ham sandwich.
by The South October 19, 2013
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