Sammy Hagar is the mediocre, b-list singer that was the "replacement" singer of Van Halen. He neutered Van Halen from the best hard rock band in the world to Journey meets Chicago. Since parting ways with Van Halen and Van Halen went back to their hard rock roots, Hagar has been the jealous ex-girlfriend. Even though he's a b-list act he's pretty much the Guy Fieri of the music world with his horrible outfits and constant need for attention. He's more famous for his Jimmy Buffet sideshow act than his actual music career. "Hot for Van Halen" is rumored to be the name of his next album.
by C-Dub16 December 5, 2015
Get the sammy hagar mug.Sammy Hagar is the American singer best known for his disastrous run as the singer for the band Van Halen. Hagar took over for the legendary Diamond David Lee Roth when he was offered the gig by a depressed and despondent Eddie Van Halen who was having difficulty dealing with Roths departure. Over the course of several years Hagar took Van Halen from being the biggest band in the world to opening for Bon Jovi. The music was so poor the general public refused to call the band by their name, referring to them instead as Van Hagar. This subsequently led to them becoming a punchline for David Spade. Hagar is also known for his grotesque troll like features and slovenly stage attire usually consisting of crocs, jams, and dirty tee shirts. Hagar briefly acted in the lord of the rings trilogy where he was a stand in for many of the characters from middle earth. Hagar has suffered from well documented bouts of psychosis during which he actually believes he was as big as van halen alone. Hagar currently can be found cooking and eating food, lying about Van Halen or appearing at different rib fests around the country. Hagar has been in a relationship with American guitarist Vic Johnson for the past several years.
by JohnnyEEAS July 25, 2016
Get the Sammy Hagar mug.Related Words
Haagar
• haggard
• Hagar
• Hangar
• hagard
• Haagr
• haajarah
• hagaren
• Hagari List
• haggardassbitch
Derogitory Term used to define young or old person, who has a bitchy/asshole/douche bag/ personality and or attitude towards younger folk, and they are in dire need of getting laid. More often then not they are extremely un-attractive character.
by Fandral, Volstagg, Sif October 15, 2011
Get the Haggard Old Badger mug.The son of Kaguya Otsutsuki and brother of Hamura Otsutsuki. He appeared in the 4th Great Ninja War. He is a living God who granted Naruto Sage of Six Paths power and Sasuke the Rinnegan.
by h4py January 22, 2021
Get the Hagaromo mug.Ew! You hargart!!
by Melani Ontiveros December 8, 2021
Get the Hargart mug.by Not Mr. Hat January 14, 2018
Get the filthy haggard mug.grace haggard is a bitch ass fuxking whore who doesn’t know how to do fucking shit or spell or do anything. she will never find love, and no one will ever love her no matter how hard she tries.
by PRINCESS TRIXY July 8, 2019
Get the grace haggard mug.