a crazy jersey dude-guy dick. gets overzealous when playing intermural sports. makes fun of freshman for no reason. needs to put a shirt on.
Dude 1: dude! you missed that rebound!what the fuck?!?! i'm gonna fucking pop a cap in your ass then throw the body in the river!
Dude 2: dude. . . calm down, stop being such a hutch.
Dude 2: dude. . . calm down, stop being such a hutch.
by hotfrosh October 12, 2009

Stupid ass movie that Ben Stiller is in to bring his acting career back with. Sometimes refered to as 'That stupid movie with Ben Stiller'. Also, a term to mean smaking a chick in her head so she sees stars and then putting her in a hutch
by Michaellee33 April 4, 2005

by truthbetoldbyme January 29, 2010

by Dmadd406 June 10, 2025

A kid in chemistry, who has the mind set of a emo kid/prep/douchbagery. The body of what looks like a 5 year old jock. and the mouth of a gangsta gettin capped, a chicken getting ass raped, and marlon brando. Usually the kid who ends up getting diagnosed with Vaginal Hutchinson's Disease.
This kid thinks he is a black gangsta by mistakenly wearing emo clothes mized with hollister. The mouth keeps it all black though as Bitch, and PISS! come out of his mouth every five seconds after getting a chemistry equation wrong.
The sad part is the chemistry equation was actually a "hole". The wrong hole.
Dont worry, usually the Hutchbag hasnt even found this hole, although he looks frequently on himself, not knowing its on the opposite sex.
Hutchbag's are the prodigies to the Hutch Rocket.
This kid thinks he is a black gangsta by mistakenly wearing emo clothes mized with hollister. The mouth keeps it all black though as Bitch, and PISS! come out of his mouth every five seconds after getting a chemistry equation wrong.
The sad part is the chemistry equation was actually a "hole". The wrong hole.
Dont worry, usually the Hutchbag hasnt even found this hole, although he looks frequently on himself, not knowing its on the opposite sex.
Hutchbag's are the prodigies to the Hutch Rocket.
by David the Native January 12, 2009

Something that's not the best, but not the worst. It's sort of like mediocre, but with a positive connotation instead of a negative one. If something is hutch it's a good thing, but it ain't something to brag about necessarily.
by California H March 17, 2017

by TheDutchOneWithTheClutch123 November 15, 2017
