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hutch

a crazy jersey dude-guy dick. gets overzealous when playing intermural sports. makes fun of freshman for no reason. needs to put a shirt on.
Dude 1: dude! you missed that rebound!what the fuck?!?! i'm gonna fucking pop a cap in your ass then throw the body in the river!

Dude 2: dude. . . calm down, stop being such a hutch.
by hotfrosh October 12, 2009
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starsky and hutch

Stupid ass movie that Ben Stiller is in to bring his acting career back with. Sometimes refered to as 'That stupid movie with Ben Stiller'. Also, a term to mean smaking a chick in her head so she sees stars and then putting her in a hutch
"That bitch was teethin so I Starsky and Hutched her.
by Michaellee33 April 4, 2005
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D Hutch

A fat man baby who is addicted to heroin. He also has Moobs aka Man Boobs.
by truthbetoldbyme January 29, 2010
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Morgan Hutch

Gaming goddess that's also a lesbian. Sorry fellas.
Let's squad up with a Morgan Hutch.
by Dmadd406 June 10, 2025
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Hutch bag

A kid in chemistry, who has the mind set of a emo kid/prep/douchbagery. The body of what looks like a 5 year old jock. and the mouth of a gangsta gettin capped, a chicken getting ass raped, and marlon brando. Usually the kid who ends up getting diagnosed with Vaginal Hutchinson's Disease.

This kid thinks he is a black gangsta by mistakenly wearing emo clothes mized with hollister. The mouth keeps it all black though as Bitch, and PISS! come out of his mouth every five seconds after getting a chemistry equation wrong.

The sad part is the chemistry equation was actually a "hole". The wrong hole.

Dont worry, usually the Hutchbag hasnt even found this hole, although he looks frequently on himself, not knowing its on the opposite sex.

Hutchbag's are the prodigies to the Hutch Rocket.
David: Zach, you love cock.
Zach: Shut up Dick Lick.
David: Good come back, HUTCH BAG!
by David the Native January 12, 2009
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HUTCH

Something that's not the best, but not the worst. It's sort of like mediocre, but with a positive connotation instead of a negative one. If something is hutch it's a good thing, but it ain't something to brag about necessarily.
"Josh's grades are pretty hutch, he's not gunna get a great job but he'll still get one."
by California H March 17, 2017
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Hutch

This individual is a god at playing Marvel Contest of Champions
Man! Did you see Hutch 100% LoL without using revives? He only used his 2 star Spider-Gwen.
by TheDutchOneWithTheClutch123 November 15, 2017
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