A man who calls himself a husband yet does not fulfill his obligations as one. Neglects his home, his duties as a provider, will not help with maintaining of finances and leaves the responsibilities of the future on his wife to shoulder alone. This man also has a habit of crediting himself for all of his wife's hardwork. He also has a habit of mentally abusing his wife and acting as the superior or authority in the household.
My husband decides when and where to communicate about our family needs. He decides when a conversation is over or he isn't the one winning. He is immature and often calls me horrible names in front of our child. He puts me down in front of his family and friends and blames me for his behavior. Then when all is said and done acts like nothing ever happened painting himself as a saint in front of everyone, and threatens to make my life miserable if I do not make him a happy man.
by Hardworking wife & mom April 30, 2004
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A term used to describe the characters Will Graham or Hannibal Lecter from the TV show Hannibal.
Although they are often described as "The Murder Husbands" this term is also suitable.
Although they are often described as "The Murder Husbands" this term is also suitable.
by Scarybritishperson April 7, 2021
Get the Murder husband mug.Slang term used to describe a lying adulteress who uses money and sexting to entice men from their wives. These women are clown like in appearance and are also referred to as stink box.
Have you heard about that Trisha's Husband's Girlfriend? Word is her stink box smells like the sewer that pennywise is hiding in.
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Person two: "That's Giorgio, he's an exploratory husband."
Person one: "Exploratory husband?"
Person two: "How can I put this gently? Let's just say that
the woman he's with...isn't his wife."
Person two: "That's Giorgio, he's an exploratory husband."
Person one: "Exploratory husband?"
Person two: "How can I put this gently? Let's just say that
the woman he's with...isn't his wife."
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Get the Husband mug.1) Someone who has your back when you need it, but knows when to get the hell out of your way when he has to. Useful for fixing things, keeping you warm, and that fuzzy soft happy feeling that he usually creates.
2)Also, apparently something most of the previous definition submitters haven't the personality to attract.
2)Also, apparently something most of the previous definition submitters haven't the personality to attract.
1)"I love my husband, he managed to fix the toilet after it exploded and started spitting zombies out every fifteen minutes" - Random Female Victim of Zombie Attacks
2)"...In short he is about useless." - Well, I suppose you'd think that, being completely unable to attract a decent guy.
2)"...In short he is about useless." - Well, I suppose you'd think that, being completely unable to attract a decent guy.
by A Bear January 6, 2006
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