HTFPD

hair-trigger finger-pointing disorder (HTFPD): a tendency to place blame on another without careful consideration

An easy-going and non-judgmental individual, David is the least likely of my friends to suffer from HTFPD.

by KathMac December 13, 2008

HTFO

Hung the fuck over

After I PTFO at the party last night, I woke up HTFO

by A.Goddess June 5, 2018

HTFO

Hash Tag Fuck Off fuck you

Reaction to an outrageous suggestion:
“ it’s raining, let’s get paper umbrellas “ “HTFO”

by Redheadangel17 May 26, 2018

HTFO

Here's the fucking objective

HTFO to everyone . We do the usual at 8 am

by David De Bergerac October 9, 2018

HTFB

HTFB stands for "hurry the fuck back" and can be used as an replacement for "tyt (take your time)".

1: "aright i gotta take a piss, brb"
2: "ok htfb tho, the game is starting soon"

by Taffel November 28, 2018

htfs

Horny 24/7; Horny Twenty-Four/Seven

“i have a condition of being htfs”

by vibewcalis November 27, 2019

Htfs

Horny 24/7

I have Htfs syndrome

by Fema1e November 28, 2019