I love being HomieSexual
by Love you bby May 22, 2020
Get the HomieSexualmug. This is a sexuality defined by being in love with the homies. Examples include group hugs in the shower, tucking in and kissing the homies goodnight, and talking about your feelings with the homies. It is not homo, as the last o is replaced with an IE, ie. not gay.
The brains of homiesexuals are in line with lifters, gamers, pussy slayers of all kind, and their actions are reminiscent of medieval kings and great Roman emperors. Homiesexuals assert that wearing socks is a key difference between being a homie and a homo. Homosexuality is also polyamorous, as to make sure all the boys get loved equally. This differentiates it from bromance, which are monogamous, though bromancers and homiesexuals have a lot of overlap, as they both say no homo after each and every sentence. Scientists such as myself believe that this homiesexuality is the next step for mankind as high levels of serotonin and dopamine have been found in their brains after "vibing with the lads".
The brains of homiesexuals are in line with lifters, gamers, pussy slayers of all kind, and their actions are reminiscent of medieval kings and great Roman emperors. Homiesexuals assert that wearing socks is a key difference between being a homie and a homo. Homosexuality is also polyamorous, as to make sure all the boys get loved equally. This differentiates it from bromance, which are monogamous, though bromancers and homiesexuals have a lot of overlap, as they both say no homo after each and every sentence. Scientists such as myself believe that this homiesexuality is the next step for mankind as high levels of serotonin and dopamine have been found in their brains after "vibing with the lads".
Fucking homos!
Ayy no gay shit bro, we just homiesexual.
Straight up only the boys, no homo, full homie.
Ayy no gay shit bro, we just homiesexual.
Straight up only the boys, no homo, full homie.
by Spumbag 257 December 10, 2020
Get the Homiesexualmug. When you straight for your homie.
by °✿ Binch ✿° August 24, 2019
Get the Homiesexualmug. homiesexual is a sexuality, where we homies act gay around each other but its not gay cause we are just homies and caring for them
by Billy hernandez May 6, 2022
Get the Homiesexualmug. by im bjorn August 31, 2020
Get the Homiesexualmug. A chance at love characters Tin and Can.
Tin: Will you be my boyfriend?
Can: Dude. Yeah of course.
TIn: Good!
Can: Yeah dude. Now that we're boyfriends make sure you don't go disrespecting any cute girls.
Tin: Saying dude is alright with me but like come on. You're still gonna be like this?
Can: I'm frustrated about how I don't know what I'm feeling.
Tin: ...
Can: I like you though dude. <3
Can: Homiesexual 😎
Tin: ...
Tin: Will you be my boyfriend?
Can: Dude. Yeah of course.
TIn: Good!
Can: Yeah dude. Now that we're boyfriends make sure you don't go disrespecting any cute girls.
Tin: Saying dude is alright with me but like come on. You're still gonna be like this?
Can: I'm frustrated about how I don't know what I'm feeling.
Tin: ...
Can: I like you though dude. <3
Can: Homiesexual 😎
Tin: ...
by it_isnt_me January 28, 2021
Get the Homiesexualmug. by AshesToAshes21 May 22, 2022
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