Hojo

Another word for a hand job, or receiving penile gratification via the hand. To be whacked off, or jerked off. The act of receiving hand manipulation.

Becca gave me a hojo last night in the back of my Geo Metro.

by McSandtrap December 28, 2005

Hoji Lodgie

A hotel or motel run by someone of indian or arab decent.

They've got an hourly rate at the Hoji Lodgie if you don't want me to meet your kids.

by Cashier Mike January 21, 2011

hoja

Spanish slang for "rolling paper"

Me queda solo una hoja.

by LoD7rrenRa December 8, 2017

hoju

Name made famous by homer simpson.

"We should have named you Homer Junior, the Kids could have called u Hoju"

by OCM March 13, 2003

hojogasm

An orgasm induced from the words/actions of Hojo/Mr. Excellent/Matthew Lesko/my bitch.

"Mr. Excellents speech last night made my groin shiver until I had an ultimate HOJOGASM."

by Matt/Matty May 12, 2004

hojjat

Hojjat is one of the people that he has most sexy things in him .
He is quiet every time but when he wants to speak he makes funny things that will cut your self of between :)

He is in love with " Ostad Iravani " because Ostad is so cute and hot.

First one sayes to Hojjat , sexy boy was Amin

by hjtovc August 16, 2018

Hojillion

HOJILLION (n): amount of money necessary for sex with erotic professionals, non-stop, for an average human lifespan.

From "wildwood (153376)" on Slashdot

My plans for world domination unfortunately require about a hojillion dollars.

by random-adam December 21, 2006